Originally posted by Moose423956
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He's gone.
One day last week he was in the gent's for ages, and one of the other sales guys had to force the door open to see if he was okay. When he came out he looked rough and went home, and I suspected that he might have been doing something involving noxious substances in there. According to my boss, it seems like my suspicions were probably correct.
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Er, yeah, I gathered that. You are a bit nice but dim aren't you?Originally posted by SysmanI didn't go to a state school
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I didn't go to a state schoolOriginally posted by Charles Foster KaneNo, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toff
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No, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toffOriginally posted by SysmanNo, and good Uni too.
Oops.
Does that make me a toff then?

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No, and good Uni too.Originally posted by Charles Foster Kanelol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then
Oops.
Does that make me a toff then?
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It's Threaded! Ask him if he's having tea with the King of Denmark tonight.Originally posted by Moose423956He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.
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lol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London thenOriginally posted by SysmanOn the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.
The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.
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On the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneNo, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.
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We used to do the same. On TSO and CMS, write an exec which displayed the logon screen and run it, trap their password and then logoff and then use their password and userid for nefarious doings....Originally posted by Euro-commuterMy God, the old ones are the best. We used to do the same with mainframe green screens: write a CLIST that pretends to be the TSO login but starts berating him for being an idiot when he tries to log in.
Snappier and nastier was on CMS: update his PROFILE with the command LOGOFF.
I still have a copy of the original XMAS TREE trojan horse which ran on VM back in the early 80's and caused what was then the Internet to seize up.
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Encourage him to boast more and more. Keep feeding it. Then everyone else will hate him as well.
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Unfortunately not, that must be why I'm so scarred.Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneNo, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
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No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.Originally posted by Red 7No cunning plan required....
just go over and give him a good slapping in front of his girlfriends.
You can always claim provocation when you're up in court for assualt.
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No cunning plan required....
just go over and give him a good slapping in front of his girlfriends.
You can always claim provocation when you're up in court for assualt.
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