Man-eating badgers

[andy]

man-eating badger is a sexist term
it should be called person-eating badger

[Sysman]

they go with the squirrels ...

... in Iran

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2412412.html?menu=

[Churchill]

badger eating a man? makes a change from man eating a badger...

Beaver?

Shirley?

[Chugnut]

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm

BBC Reporter: "This is the latest plan by the British Army Badger Division. Unleash amorous squaddies in full badger-suit camo gear on suspected terrorists 'Desperate Housewifes'! The plan is to draw out their husbands who can then be picked up by the Wild Boar Division hiding in the undergrowth.

Sgt. El Duder told us, "It's going pretty well really. Some irate husband with the head of a monkey took some pot shots at one of our boys last night, but it goes with the job. We get confused for deer sometimes too. I like the missions personally, I tend to have no luck with the women at home. You don't meet many people answering phones all day. The badger costume's coming home with me, I can tell you!"

[BrilloPad]

badger eating a man? makes a change from man eating a badger...

[Let-Me-In]

I heard that we are going to release the man eating squirrel into afghanistan, it is the size of a gorilla with a crocodiles head....

That's a good idea, there are a lot of nuts out there for it!!!

[Old Greg]

Time to send in Spiny Norman

[FiveTimes]

These people are idiots...a huge man eating, monkey headed badger, with deer like performance??? What is she on?

I heard that we are going to release the man eating squirrel into afghanistan, it is the size of a gorilla with a crocodiles head....

[Let-Me-In]

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP. ]

These people are idiots...a huge man eating, monkey headed badger, with deer like performance??? What is she on?

[Kyajae]

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

......

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm

Is it April 1st??

[Burdock]

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

......

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/6295138.stm