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Previously on "What a load of bollocks"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Troll
    or 'ere we go 'ere we go na na naar na
    Yes, that would do it just as well. What about that tune Man Utd pilfered:

    Come on you reds, Come on you reds...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Typical English, like "You're Gonna Get Your Feckin 'Eds Kicked In"

    uncanny, i removed that from my post before submitting it

    you are a medium and a mind reader




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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Typical English, like "You're Gonna Get Your Feckin 'Eds Kicked In"
    or 'ere we go 'ere we go na na naar na

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    The film 'Zulu' had a stirring moment when the garrison replied to the Zulu chants by singing 'Men of Harlech', it is much more likely to have been an English marching song.
    Typical English, like "You're Gonna Get Your Feckin 'Eds Kicked In"

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by zathras
    Well it started with the English getting a good kicking (at the Battle of Isalwanda) and then the Welsh gave 'em a good kicking back!
    Aint history grand....
    In fact, the county designation of the 24th Regiment in 1879 was the 2nd Warwickshires; they didn't change their title to the South Wales Borderers until 1st July 1881 - almost exactly two years after the war had ended. True, the Regimental Depot had been established at Brecon, in South Wales, in 1873, and from that point there was a small but significant increase in Welsh recruits in the ranks. In fact, however, recruits for the regiment - like every other battalion in the British army - were signed on at recruiting depots across the country, and the 24th consisted of men from England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales. The most that can be said is that the Welsh connection had, by 1879, led to a rather higher proportion of Welshman in the ranks than was common elsewhere. Nevertheless, even the most optimistic search of the regimental roll can find only 19 men of B Company, 2/24th, with any sort of Welsh connection - out of a total strength of more than 80. Of course, there were detachments of numerous other units - including Colonial Volunteers - present at the battle, making a total garrison of about 145. So the Welsh contingent comprised no more than 15% of the total.

    And no-one, I'm sorry to say, sang Men of Harlech; the regimental march in 1879 was The Warwickshire Lads."
    HTH

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zathras
    Well it started with the English getting a good kicking (at the Battle of Isalwanda) and then the Welsh gave 'em a good kicking back!

    Ah yes, another myth. The defenders at Rorkes drift were 2nd battalion the Warwickshires. They were not rebadged as the South Welsh Borderers untill many years later.
    There were more scousers at Rorkes drift than there were welshmen. The film 'Zulu' had a stirring moment when the garrison replied to the Zulu chants by singing 'Men of Harlech', it is much more likely to have been an English marching song.







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  • zathras
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    What do you mean? The welsh won!
    Well it started with the English getting a good kicking (at the Battle of Isalwanda) and then the Welsh gave 'em a good kicking back!

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  • wendigo100
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    There was a joke about a slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy, but I can only remember the punchline.

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by Troll
    You forgot Nips
    Kitchen Sinks, Road Maps...

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    I had Dambusters on in the background yesterday, on Channel 4, and they'd managed to snip every occurrence of the word 'nigger', for Guy Gibson's dog and even the code word for "dam breached", which they changed to 'dinghy'.

    What a pathetic joke. Don't the morons realize that it wasn't meant to be insulting even then, and if anything would have been a useful indication of how attitudes have changed over the years? But no, the deceitful and patronising gits prefer to try and rewrite history. Oddly enough a version shown a couple of years ago, on Sky I think or maybe even the BBC, included all the 'nigger'.

    Edit: Now I see even this forum replaces the dread word ('nigger') by asterisks! FFS!!
    Mailman got a ban for doing that

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Negro is as close as you can get to a technically correct term for, er, negros, but I'm told this is now considered offensive. I'm even beginning to hear that the word Black is offensive too, if used by white people.

    So where do we go from here? What exactly isn't offensive?

    On a lighter note, how long before we are not allowed to say Krauts, Frogs, Dagoes, Polacks, Belgian Bastards, Paddies or Jocks?
    You forgot Nips

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Negro is as close as you can get to a technically correct term for, er, negros [..]
    I had Dambusters on in the background yesterday, on Channel 4, and they'd managed to snip every occurrence of the word 'nigger', for Guy Gibson's dog and even the code word for "dam breached", which they changed to 'dinghy'.

    What a pathetic joke. Don't the morons realize that it wasn't meant to be insulting even then, and if anything would have been a useful indication of how attitudes have changed over the years? But no, the deceitful and patronising gits prefer to try and rewrite history. Oddly enough a version shown a couple of years ago, on Sky I think or maybe even the BBC, included all the 'nigger'.

    Edit: Now I see even this forum replaces the dread word ('nigger') by asterisks! FFS!!
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 July 2007, 13:16.

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  • wendigo100
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    Negro is as close as you can get to a technically correct term for, er, negros, but I'm told this is now considered offensive. I'm even beginning to hear that the word Black is offensive too, if used by white people.

    So where do we go from here? What exactly isn't offensive?

    On a lighter note, how long before we are not allowed to say Krauts, Frogs, Dagoes, Polacks, Belgian Bastards, Paddies or Jocks?
    Last edited by wendigo100; 15 July 2007, 13:33.

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  • Paddy
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    I worked with a black Jamaican contractor, a real nice guy. He called his gollywog a gollywog and was pissed of with people being PC.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Diver
    I realy miss the Gollywog (am I allowed to write that on here?) on the robbinsons jam jar.
    I've got a gollywog & a gollywog badge
    Suppose if I took them out in public I'd get stoned to death.



    You know what I mean
    You get in trouble if you fix them to your front bumper

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

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