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Originally posted by BurdockThe coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSo, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!
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Originally posted by Moscow MuleSkynet/archangel is coming...
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSo, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!
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Originally posted by Burdockha! ha!
15p a cup.
Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.
Cup 2- Same happened.
Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.
Arse!
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Originally posted by Let-Me-In45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
15p a cup.
Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.
Cup 2- Same happened.
Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.
Arse!
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Originally posted by BurdockI literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....
45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
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I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe sooner the Egyptian Grocer ends up in the Tower, the better.
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There is an article in the paper today that shows Diana predicted her own death in a "car accident". She reckoned that Charlie was planning it so he could marry that wrinkled old horse face!!!
Any one else reckon it smells of fish? And I don't mean the wrinkled old horse face either!!!!!
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe sooner the Egyptian Grocer ends up in the Tower, the better.
He actually wanted to use 'murdered', 'killed' was the strongest he could get away with.
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000I went in once to try and find some decent underwear...couldn't find anything so left. Didn't look at any of the other floors at all. Have never been back.
Don't you get your boxer shorts in Tescos?
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The new(ish) deli across the road is well worth it for a lunch at your desk. Gravadlax Ciabatta mmmmm.
The Micro Anvika concession is also quite handy since there's no Apple store in that part of London yet.
Real snooty shoppers go to Harvey Nics, just down the road.
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I had a cream tea with a girlfriend there once - it cost about £25 - and that was 1989 ! Total rip-off.
Went to Hamleys a couple of years ago and that was another let-down.
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