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I once did a gig and there was this Aussie chap working there, sat next to me, every day he brought in a tin of tuna and a packet of fresh broccoli for lunch (along with his own tin opener I might add) and proceeded to eat them mixed together for lunch, every day, day in day out.. I found that kinda weird...he was in fact a body builder health nut and informed us that this was the best balanced lunch anyone could have.....err no thanks.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoyIf they are positioned in accordance with the large penis that juts out of your forehead sg, there is more danger of you poking yourself in the eye!
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Originally posted by scon_eadAs I say, very pretty, until I noticed her one day picking her scalp and eating it....hmmmm...soft and crunchy all in one bite...
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I once sat next to a lovely lady, very pretty, who would often be flocked around by knights in shining armour (sleezy chico men) whenever she asked a question out loud etc.
As I say, very pretty, until I noticed her one day picking her scalp and eating it....hmmmm...soft and crunchy all in one bite...
Didn't find her attractive after that...don't think she even knew she was doing it...just habit...
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Originally posted by FlubsterI used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....
Truly disgusting.
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Originally posted by sasguruScratching my balls doesn't leave me with tulipty hands
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Originally posted by Ivor1Mmm nice sh*tty hands
Scratching my balls doesn't leave me with tulipty hands. If that happens to you, I would try refining your wiping technique.
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Originally posted by n5goonerbad as not washing your hands after going for a #1 or #2
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Originally posted by sasguruI love scratching my balls at work.
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I used to work with a guy, who found Diet Coke too strong and used to dilute it with water.
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Originally posted by OrangutanI used to work with someone who did that, I wonder if its the same guy.
probably in his mid fifties now, initials SW ?
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Originally posted by sasguruI love scratching my balls at work.
bad as not washing your hands after going for a #1 or #2
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Originally posted by FlubsterI used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....
very very sick!
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