Reply to: Strange Office Habits

[Troll]

weird or what

[LadyChatterley]

I once did a gig and there was this Aussie chap working there, sat next to me, every day he brought in a tin of tuna and a packet of fresh broccoli for lunch (along with his own tin opener I might add) and proceeded to eat them mixed together for lunch, every day, day in day out.. I found that kinda weird...he was in fact a body builder health nut and informed us that this was the best balanced lunch anyone could have.....err no thanks.

[sasguru]

If they are positioned in accordance with the large penis that juts out of your forehead sg, there is more danger of you poking yourself in the eye!

And I suppose a knob like you would have to touch your feet ...

[Swiss Tony]

As I say, very pretty, until I noticed her one day picking her scalp and eating it....hmmmm...soft and crunchy all in one bite...

[scon_ead]

I once sat next to a lovely lady, very pretty, who would often be flocked around by knights in shining armour (sleezy chico men) whenever she asked a question out loud etc.

As I say, very pretty, until I noticed her one day picking her scalp and eating it....hmmmm...soft and crunchy all in one bite...

Didn't find her attractive after that...don't think she even knew she was doing it...just habit...

[Clippy]

I used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....

I don't think I could eat after reading that - ever!

Truly disgusting.

[shaunbhoy]

Scratching my balls doesn't leave me with tulipty hands

If they are positioned in accordance with the large penis that juts out of your forehead sg, there is more danger of you poking yourself in the eye!

[sasguru]

Mmm nice sh*tty hands

Scratching my balls doesn't leave me with tulipty hands. If that happens to you, I would try refining your wiping technique.

[Ivor1]

Why?

Mmm nice sh*tty hands

[sasguru]

bad as not washing your hands after going for a #1 or #2

Why?

[shaunbhoy]

I love scratching my balls at work.

Never noticed you having any.

[Ivor1]

I used to work with a guy, who found Diet Coke too strong and used to dilute it with water.

[Kyajae]

I used to work with someone who did that, I wonder if its the same guy.
probably in his mid fifties now, initials SW ?

Nah, first name Robin (I think), in his forties. Make my teeth go on edge just watching him with that paper clip.

[n5gooner]

I love scratching my balls at work.

bad as not washing your hands after going for a #1 or #2

[n5gooner]

I used to work in the same dept as a guy who had a 'bogey board' on his desk. He used to mark particularly impressive 'extractions' with the date and time. Truly disgusting....

very very sick!