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Previously on "Are your instincts usually spot on?"
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I can usually sense that "something" is not right, unfortunately I never realise "what" it is until after it has happened.
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfeIt obviously should have read "Your appointment was 5 minutes ago but I knew you were going to be 5 minutes late so I've gone out"
a) been a rather big sign
b) ruined a perfectly good gag
c) potentially invoked a causality loop
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Originally posted by zeitghostAnd then you hang them?
Good move in my opinion.
I tie them to the nearest passing bus.
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Originally posted by Chugnutthere was a sign on the door saying "Back in 5 minutes".
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Damn - actually had a semi-serious (ok, quarter-serious) contribution to make before it eroded into the usual (laudable) mirth.
I used to think my instincts were bang-on, but as time has passed and I've invariably aged, I realise that the failings of my instincts were often plastered over by sheer pride. I might have thought someone is a waste of flesh, and would continue to think so, when in fact I had caught that person on an off day or just hadn't given them the time of day to prove otherwise.
Now, I'm not so sure. I try and give people enough rope to hang themselves with.
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Originally posted by realityhackI'm sure enough of my orientation to take you over my knee - just as sure as I am of the need to attend A&E for injuries sustained to the knee afterwards.
Indeed
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Originally posted by SallyAnneNow thats gay!
sorry - couldn't resist
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Originally posted by realityhackIt was a cat.
Now thats gay!
sorry - couldn't resist
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!
It's gone off cock, so to speak
It was a cat.
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Originally posted by sasguruWell now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.
I think your gaydar has gone on the wonk SAS!
It's gone off cock, so to speak
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Originally posted by sasguruWell now my pyschic ability tells me you're gay.
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Originally posted by realityhackI think we've established you aren't psychic.
Yes, I think thats become pretty clear
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Originally posted by realityhackNope
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Originally posted by sasguruThat's easy. It's a woman with big bazookas. See, easy
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