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Previously on "Is it worth being born?"

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    How many people on their death bed actually ask themselves "**** me, was it all really worth it?"
    Depends really on wether there realy are 72 virgins waiting for you?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    How many people on their death bed actually ask themselves "**** me, was it all really worth it?"
    Most do and conclude "yes". The alternative is really, really boring.

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  • IR35 Avoider
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    Here are my fav Famous Last Words

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
    I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
    All those moments will be lost in time
    Like tears in rain.


    -- Rutger Hauer, as Roy, in Blade Runner

    PS Did you know that the above lines were improvised ?

    PPS Also Bladerunner is Alfs fav film of all time

    PPPS No - Im not a replicant - but are these memorys real - or just implants ?
    According to a documentary I saw, Rutger wrote the lines for himself, then sheepishly showed them to the director and asked if he could insert them.

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  • Maxamus
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    You start dieing from the moment your born.......

    how ironic

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    And what did you conclude?
    was it about a bicycle?

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    How many people on their death bed actually ask themselves "**** me, was it all really worth it?"
    Why wait?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    It’s good to be alive provided that:
    - You’re a contractor earning >£500 p.d.
    - You’re off Hector’s radar
    - You’re not married
    - You’re not divorced (& therefore off the CSA’s radar)
    - You have <6 points on your licence (but hard to do in the United Kingdom of Gatsos)
    - You get regular sex without paying for it
    - Your long-term partner doesn’t argue with you (and what would be the point, as you’re always right)
    - Aston Villa win the FA Cup at least once in your lifetime
    - It becomes legal to give Jehovah’s Witnesses a thrashing within an inch of their miserable lives
    - Public flogging/humiliation of MPs and council officials is introduced
    - Big Brother is spiced up: rejected contestants undergo disembowelment on TV

    I’m sure the venerable contributors to this board can think of a few more, but if the above can be fixed then yes, I would say that life has been worth it.
    Good points - altough I believe that invariably you pay for sex - one way or other,

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  • 2uk
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    Have you not have sex ?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe

    Should be
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

    Did you know that R. Scott is bringing out yet another version? - to be called "the Ultimate Cut". I much preferred the original version, the one with Harrison Ford's narration.
    I think they may bring out a boxed set with ALL the versions included.

    Milk and Cookies been keeping you awake Kathy ?

    I do apologise - yes it ought ot have been C-Beams given the replicant in question Millitary background.

    And yes I also prefer the Voice Over with the Vangelis music in the forefront.

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  • Swamp Thing
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    It’s good to be alive provided that:
    - You’re a contractor earning >£500 p.d.
    - You’re off Hector’s radar
    - You’re not married
    - You’re not divorced (& therefore off the CSA’s radar)
    - You have <6 points on your licence (but hard to do in the United Kingdom of Gatsos)
    - You get regular sex without paying for it
    - Your long-term partner doesn’t argue with you (and what would be the point, as you’re always right)
    - Aston Villa win the FA Cup at least once in your lifetime
    - It becomes legal to give Jehovah’s Witnesses a thrashing within an inch of their miserable lives
    - Public flogging/humiliation of MPs and council officials is introduced
    - Big Brother is spiced up: rejected contestants undergo disembowelment on TV

    I’m sure the venerable contributors to this board can think of a few more, but if the above can be fixed then yes, I would say that life has been worth it.

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  • el duder
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    How many people on their death bed actually ask themselves "**** me, was it all really worth it?"

    no.

    next.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe
    Did you know that R. Scott is bringing out yet another version? - to be called "the Ultimate Cut". I much preferred the original version, the one with Harrison Ford's narration.
    I think they may bring out a boxed set with ALL the versions included.
    Let's hope it's BluRay or HDDVD or something - I believe the originals are still decent enough to make a better-than-DVD version.

    "Do you like our owl?"

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
    Hmm - I always thought it was C-beams. Still, I'll defer if it's your fave.

    EDIT: Darn, sorry KathyWoolfe. Didn't see your correction.

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    "Every sperm is sacred"...
    "Every sperm is great"

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    Here are my fav Famous Last Words

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
    I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
    All those moments will be lost in time
    Like tears in rain.

    -- Rutger Hauer, as Roy, in Blade Runner

    PS Did you know that the above lines were improvised ?

    PPS Also Bladerunner is Alfs fav film of all time

    PPPS No - Im not a replicant - but are these memorys real - or just implants ?

    Should be
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

    Did you know that R. Scott is bringing out yet another version? - to be called "the Ultimate Cut". I much preferred the original version, the one with Harrison Ford's narration.
    I think they may bring out a boxed set with ALL the versions included.

    Leave a comment:

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