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Originally posted by Divers'OK I am going now, missing has just arrived.
So you win
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Originally posted by Trollmy prediction is barely pointless to come on at 06:15 and thread dominate
So you win
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Originally posted by DiverI have a Diving contract to start at 8.00 am, good thing it's quiet between 6 & 8
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Originally posted by Trollhow you going to cover the 06:00 -08:00 shift?
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Originally posted by DiverNah! I'm on till 6.00am one of my night staff hasn't shown up
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Originally posted by Trolllet me know when you've started... do you want to wake AP up to give you some support?
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Originally posted by DiverI thought you'd gone to bed.
besides, the above post itself covers the values of the statements enclosed within it
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Originally posted by TrollYou go first....
besides, the above post itself covers the values of the statements enclosed within it
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Originally posted by DiverI.e.
Articles of interest
Witty repartee'
Intelligent discourse
Relevant debate
Adherence to current topic
Accuracy of statement
Pertinant queery
Devastating denouncement
Polite response
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Originally posted by alreadypackedBoring, at least be worthy of thread domination
I.e.
Articles of interest
Witty repartee'
Intelligent discourse
Relevant debate
Adherence to current topic
Accuracy of statement
Pertinant queery
Devastating denouncement
Polite response
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSorry, I will try harder, but the competition was too good. I did get it for a brief minute tho...
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Originally posted by alreadypackedBoring, at least be worthy of thread domination
Sorry, I will try harder, but the competition was too good. I did get it for a brief minute tho...
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Originally posted by Let-Me-In21:30
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