Reply to: The Most Useless / Unpopular Professions

[Moscow Mule]

Those twunts in the bogs are certainly the most annoying.

The most useless? Big 4 consultants.

[Diver]

1. Most useless & 2. Most unpopular professions

1. Anybody that works in or is associated with IT

2. Anybody that professes to agree with 1.

[MrsGoof]

... all now redundant since the advent of the wee blue pill

although according to a Chefs forum sucking fags is all the rage

[zathras]

Your nominations please.


Starting with...


Social Workers ( one today)

Paparazzi Journalists/Photographers
Big Brother Contestants (Well Jade Goody used to make a living out of it)
Celebs who are only so because they are Celebs (take a bow Paris Hilton).

[thunderlizard]

People in club toilets

It's true, but I must say swissmike has come across more value-adding ones than me. Banter and aftershave? luxury.

I also believe they have to pay the club for the pitch. So do spare them a thought next time you think your contract is rubbish!

[Rantor]

Fluffers.

... all now redundant since the advent of the wee blue pill

[DimPrawn]

Fluffers.

[Old Greg]

Chuggers

[Orangutan]

People who stand around with a huge "Golf Sale" sign on a long pole

the 8 out of 10 "road engineers" who stand around watching the other 2 doing all the work

[HankWangford]

Advertising isn't necessarily about making an immediate sale, it's equally about brand awareness. Although I take your point in the context of, for example, "Bazza's Pawnbrokers, Make ££££'s from your Jewellery And Watches, Turn Left down the Alley".

thats partly my point, why would you want your brand associated with using human billboards unless you want a sh1te reputation and a downmarket image.......porn shops exempt I guess

[chicane]

surely the conversion point is making a sale, I have never followed the link given by one of them

Advertising isn't necessarily about making an immediate sale, it's equally about brand awareness. Although I take your point in the context of, for example, "Bazza's Pawnbrokers, Make ££££'s from your Jewellery And Watches, Turn Left down the Alley".

[swissmike]

fek me I have never seen this, not been to a club for ages but is this for real?

Anyway.........my choice is for human billboards....what is the point

They try and engage you in light banter, turn the tap on, put soap on your hands, give you a paper towel to dry, offer you aftershave or a lollipop and then expect a pound coin in their tray

Also shout out 'freshen up for de punani' or other witty phrases

Human billboards strange too - can see their purpose but who would do it

[HankWangford]

If you've noticed them, they've fulfilled their purpose.

surely the conversion point is making a sale, I have never followed the link given by one of them

[chicane]

Anyway.........my choice is for human billboards....what is the point

If you've noticed them, they've fulfilled their purpose.

[HankWangford]

Seconded, thirded and fourthed - well annoying !!

fek me I have never seen this, not been to a club for ages but is this for real?

Anyway.........my choice is for human billboards....what is the point