Reply to: I got this problem

[Board Game Geek]

Advice please

Tell him you can't make the gig, because you and anyone else who has been in direct or indirect contact with the transvestite needs to urgently visit the local STD clinic for an HIV test. Make up a letter on your PC that looks official or something.

Should give him the willies.

(Or was it him giving her/him the willies ?)

[alreadypacked]

Are you from Dublin, London or Goa?

If you don't mind me asking, that is.

That's my itinerary, currently on contract in Dublin. (5 weeks and counting down) Then to London I have a promise of a job in Docklands for 3 month, but they are already talking extension, I can’t as I have run out of days, non-resident. So I may be looking for something when I get to London.

Then Goa for Christmas and the New Year, currently building some apartments so I hope they will be finished on time. Then I will have somewhere to sleep when I get there.
If the tax man is asking this year I am resident in Zurich.

[alreadypacked]

A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.

But I've attended a few Round Table events.

A nun, that explains a lot.

[wendigo100]

wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!

Are you from Dublin, London or Goa?

If you don't mind me asking, that is.

[wendigo100]

wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!

A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.

But I've attended a few Round Table events.

[alreadypacked]

I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?

wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!

[wendigo100]

... sh@gged the local transvestite ...

I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?

[Swiss Tony]

Devious Weekend Away

Organise a great weekend away will all yer mates , this twit included. Dress it up with all the bells and whistles , make him salivate at the thought of this event.

Make it no where near you, preferably in the middle of no-where. Have some ‘adult’ scavenger hunt meaning no one can arrive together. Clues to be provided in envelope he is to open on the day he is setting off, all that jazz.

And on your part, make sure that you and your proper mates are not there. He should figure it out when he turns up to an empty station and none of you are answering your phones.

[Ardesco]

A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
What a toss pot.
Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

Advice please

ROFL, nice work EO

[XTC]

What are scrupes?

They're a band you idiot.

[alreadypacked]

A friend of mine (I use the term loosly)
Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

Advice please

EO the gods are smiling on you, 5* already!

[lilelvis2000]

Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.

yes. sorry. But I'm sure a 45mm would also do the job.

[Sockpuppet]

a 45mm oughtta do it.

Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.

[kirk]

El Duder yeah

[Let-Me-In]

This usually applies to width so I suspect his missus will be more than happy with 45mm...up the harris!

Praise the lord, that's gotta hurt!!!!