Reply to: have you heard the truth about Heaven?

[Moscow Mule]

Have you heard the truth about hell?

It's actually ok, not too much fire and brimstone and the parties - woo hoo

[AlfredJPruffock]

I was walking through the counters of a national concern
And a cash machine was spitting by my shoulder

And I saw the multitude of faces, honest, rich and clean
As the merchandise exchanged and money roared
And a woman hot with worry slyly slipped a tin of stewing steak
Into the paper bag at her side
And her face was white with fear in case her actions were observed
So she closed her eyes to keep her conscience blind

Crying

God knows I'm good
God knows I'm good
God knows I'm good

God may look the other way today

[Clippy]

I am not russian and I don't have a tache

OK atw.

[andy]

Hello atw

I am not russian and I don't have a tache

[Let-Me-In]

First of all,

"Word" is capitalized because it is generally regarded as belonging to a deity, and therefore of special importance. Likewise, anything belonging to a deity should be capitalized, for example "His Word" capitalizes both words since the object and the subject relate to a deity.

Hope that makes it clearer...

I thought he was referring to Microsoft Word...

[Clippy]

Hello Chico

Hello atw

[Diver]

I'm not a bad person
He talks to me you know
Sometimes he tells me to do bad things
If you are very quiet and listen very carefully, you can hear him too
He might tell you to do bad things too
But it's alright, because he told you to
Sometimes people don't believe you when you tell them he told you to do it
Sometimes they get angry, sometimes they avoid you
Sometimes they get scared
The taxman just said "Nice try!" pay up

[The AntiChrist]

Microsoft Word is infinitely more useful.

[Gonzo]

Is God's Word better than Microsoft Word? Because I get really pi$$ed off with that sometimes.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.

The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens


There is a party, everyone is there.
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.

Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, and so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

When this kiss is over it will start again.
It will not be any different, it will be exactly
the same.

It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, could be so much fun.

Heaven is a place - where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

[EternalOptimist]

I am sure there was a guy called Ronald Ross who was famous for something

[DS23]

wow spooky... ronald l grossi is an anagram of lords grail son.

mind you it is also an anagram of

liar lords song

a drol signor

and my favourite

sir gonad rolls

[andy]

Hello Chico

[VectraMan]

1 Corinthians 15:33 tells us, "Do not be misled: 'Bad company corrupts good character.'" The Bible is full of warnings about the influence "bad" people can have on us. Spending time with those who engage in sinful activities will cause us to be tempted by those activities. The character of those we are around will "rub off" on us.

Do internet forums count? I think I've been influenced by bad people on here. Save us oh Jevus. Save Us!

[TheFaQQer]

why is Word capiltalised ?

First of all,

"Word" is capitalized because it is generally regarded as belonging to a deity, and therefore of special importance. Likewise, anything belonging to a deity should be capitalized, for example "His Word" capitalizes both words since the object and the subject relate to a deity.

Hope that makes it clearer...