Originally posted by Diver
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If that's you in the avatar, I'm not surprised. Take the dive suit off before measuring, divvy.
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Neck 20
upper arms 18 1/2
forearms 13 1/2
Chest 54
Calves 18
upper leg 26
you want to try shopping for my clothes!
and no! I do not do steroids
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EO, can you recommend anyhwere for tailored shirts and suits?Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesHave your shirts tailored, tightwad...
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That's alright then.Originally posted by SallyAnneNo, sorry honey - you never do any wrong Gonzo, you should know that!!
I meant Gooner for this thread!
(And I was joking about that too really)
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18" myself - all lard. Need to do something about it. Van Gils do some fair ones in that size.
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Well Sal, what do you wear then...Originally posted by SallyAnneSexist!
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You forgot "no idea". I don't wear the things myself, strictly t-shirt only.
Even my suit has a Mandarin collar so I don't have to bother.
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Originally posted by GonzoMe?
No, sorry honey - you never do any wrong Gonzo, you should know that!!
I meant Gooner for this thread!
(And I was joking about that too really)
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Just looked and can't actually see anything sexist in this thread yet....Originally posted by SallyAnneSexist!
The fear of drowning getting to you SA?
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all the fat must be in your neck.Originally posted by n5gooneryea I have a 46" chest, but my body Fat % is 19% = no man boobs!
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I was thinking that. I am a 15 and I am not particularly big for a bloke.Originally posted by ArdescoChrist how tiny are you ?? Skin bone and nothing else, no wonder you have trouble pulling the lasses....

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