Reply to: Pakistani's put £80,000 bounty on Rushdie

[gingerjedi]

What percentage of curry houses are owned by Pakistani's? In my neck of the woods it’s almost entirely Bangladeshi's and only one Indian… I'm not missing my 'ruby' for no-one!

[Zorba]

I do. I have my big pot o' religous tar and only one brush. Religions should be outlawed. Except Jedis becuase they are cool. Possibly ninjas too.

But, pirates are cooler than ninjas.

P.S. I only go to Turkish or Greek kebab shops... virtually guaranteed quality.

[lilelvis2000]

I say we go into orbit and nuke them....(to quote a wise man)

How much would the russians charge for that?

[The Lone Gunman]

I say we go into orbit and nuke them....(to quote a wise man)

At least get the quote right!

[angusglover]

I say we go into orbit and nuke them....(to quote a wise man)

[The Lone Gunman]

But where would the sour, arrogant expats return to?

Oi. I resemble that remark!

[Diver]

I 'm not sure that a clinical phsychologist would consider me comletely sane.
I am talking to a Lizard!

[lilelvis2000]

Don't you mean the UK?

But where would the sour, arrogant expats return to?

[Board Game Geek]

Hang on a minute, most of those are run by Turks.

Turks are cool...I respect them 99%

[Diver]

Don't you mean the UK?

Plenty of people would miss the UK,
Refugees
Scroungers who come over for free NHS treatment, (well free to them)
Islamic hatemongers
The French (they own half the country now)
America (nobody to take the p1ss out of)
Afgans (1 less place to sell heroin)
Columbians (1 less place to sell Cocaine in europe)
India (Nobody to use their call centres)
EEC (Nobody to dictate to)
Eurovision song contest (who else would pay for it just to have the piss taken)

[pisces]

I'm not sure what the fuss is? Ignore them, Pakistan is a nothing country, with no economic future. It would rather build bombs, train taliban and allow the military to live a posh posh life than take care of its own people. Its nothing, and if it was wiped off the map, no one would miss it.

Don't you mean the UK?

[Diver]

Er, his CP says that he's in Loughborogh. I would assume then that he is talking about Loughborough.

I could be wrong though.....

Yeh!

We all tell the absolute truth on here.

[Gonzo]

Oh God!

You're on about that place where ATW (bow,fawn) comes from, aren't you?

Er, his CP says that he's in Loughborogh. I would assume then that he is talking about Loughborough.

I could be wrong though.....

[Diver]

Far worse than that.

Oh God!

You're on about that place where ATW (bow,fawn) comes from, aren't you?

[Kyajae]

Not Brighton is it?

Far worse than that.