Originally posted by Sockpuppet
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Originally posted by sasguruYes your high IQ certainly shows
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Originally posted by SockpuppetI was showing it my dominance. I did not perform beasiality on his dog. I was clothed.
It did however not result in a marked increase in his obediance over the next week.
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Originally posted by andywhy did you have to hump the dog ?
It did however not result in a marked increase in his obediance over the next week.
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Originally posted by sasguruBTW Cheers all round: from dog-fights to speech impediments to bestiality. Another classic CUK thread.
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BTW Cheers all round: from dog-fights to speech impediments to bestiality. Another classic CUK thread.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet...I dry humped his dog.
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Originally posted by SockpuppetI came up with another idea. After watching the dog dry hump a pillow for 30 mins and the other dog (to show its dominance over him)...I dry humped his dog.
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Originally posted by SockpuppetI dry humped his dog.
On the subject of 'dry humping', one of my friends used to dry hump his girlfriends. The things is, he was never certain whether they realised what he was doing or not...
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistAnyone had a real, full-on, barny with a dog, teeth and fangs, blood and snot ?
I came up with another idea. After watching the dog dry hump a pillow for 30 mins and the other dog (to show its dominance over him)...I dry humped his dog.
It did NOT like this and bit me. Was half tempted to bite it back.
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Originally posted by ZippyI suppose you could avoid carrying the gun yourself by dialling 999 and saying that you are being savaged by a Brazilian. Hey presto - the Met do the shooting for you!
Or get the police to come by telling them you saw the dog driving at 35 in a 30mph zone...
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Originally posted by angusgloverLike I said with the biscuits, it always pays to be prepared...
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