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Reply to: Expedition to Mars

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Previously on "Expedition to Mars"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    I think you'll find on most council sink-estates, a lot of kids are raised on Mars, Milky Way and Galaxy. Plus the obligatory 48 multi-pack of crisps (to last the family of 4 a week).

    Still, so long as there's enough dole money left over for fags, booze and Sky TV, everyone's a winner.

    Class.

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  • Diver
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    Easier to raise kids on mars: less gravity

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  • Buffoon
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    Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
    In fact it's cold as hell
    And there's no one there to raise them if you did

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by AtW
    How much would a 3-bedroom house cost on Mars?
    On Mars you'd be safer living in a deep cave, and as luck would have it a couple of months ago they spotted signs of what might be just that

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by AtW
    How much would a 3-bedroom house cost on Mars?
    Don't buy now, there will be a crash anyday now.

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  • Paddy
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    I’ve already been to Mars…


    ...in Slough.

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  • AtW
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    How much would a 3-bedroom house cost on Mars?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    ATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”

    SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”

    Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”

    Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]


    If atw is Mission Leader, he'll lead us to a small insignificant planet which he's convinced is Mars, in spite of all evidence to the contrary.

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  • angusglover
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    in what way ??

    Ironing all those shirts n stuff I guess!!!!!

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    I reckon SA would get worn out...

    in what way ??

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    ATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
    That's Supreme Leader, but otherwise

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    ATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”

    SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”

    Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”

    Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]


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  • Swamp Thing
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    ATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”

    SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”

    Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”

    Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]

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  • angusglover
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    I hate going last.....

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by angusglover
    I was thinking "over utilised"...
    That is indeed the more appropriate resource management term.

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