Originally posted by Burdock
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Happy Birthday, Burdock!
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Happy Birthday, Burdock!"
Collapse
-
ha!Originally posted by n5goonerbut have you a sore arse ?
did see quite a few butch lezzas.
including my sister...
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by BurdockI can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)
but have you a sore arse ?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by BurdockI can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)
Urgh - that just made me gag (and not in a good way!)
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by SallyAnneMmmmm - I bet you smell gorgeous!
I can still taste the friggin' octopus!!! (see two posts up)
Leave a comment:
-
Mmmmm - I bet you smell gorgeous!Originally posted by Burdockunwashed
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by wobbegongOh thanks, now I have to clean tea off my keyboard!
How did it go?
ha! Good thanks. Just crawled into the office...unshaven, unwashed, and unwilling!
Kronenbourg Blanc...mmmm
Leave a comment:
-
Oh thanks, now I have to clean tea off my keyboard!Originally posted by Burdockcheers again chaps...
off home in a mo.
will feel like tulipe tomorrow!
two things of 'interest' about tonight:
1) One of my mates is a chef, and he has stuck an octopus in my fridge, as a late night 'kebab substitute'
2) It is also gay night in Chesterfield tonight
cheers again!
How did it go?
Leave a comment:
-
Holy bent spires, Batman!Originally posted by Burdock2) It is also gay night in Chesterfield tonight
Leave a comment:
-
cheers again chaps...
off home in a mo.
will feel like tulipe tomorrow!
two things of 'interest' about tonight:
1) One of my mates is a chef, and he has stuck an octopus in my fridge, as a late night 'kebab substitute'
2) It is also gay night in Chesterfield tonight
cheers again!
Leave a comment:
-
Happy Birthday Burdock, have a good one.Originally posted by n5gooner
* * * *
*|_*|_*|*|_
.-'`|* |* |*| `'.
|`-.............-' |
| BURDOCK |
\ _ .-. _ /
,-|'-' '-' '-' '-'`|-,
/` \._ _./ `\
'._ `"""""""""""` .'
`''--...........--''`
) (
.--' '--.
/ \
`'--------- '`
gooner, where did you get my recipe!
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Umbrella, PEO/GPP, or salaried EOR. Which is up 153% in 2026? Aug 6 08:43
- Outside IR35 isn’t making a comeback in 2026/27 — it’s something more complex Aug 5 04:55
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Aug 4 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Aug 3 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59

Leave a comment: