Going on Tour & Job titles.

[sasguru]

I tell people I'm just a computer programmer. They never believe me like.

They think you're a pie taster?

[wendigo100]

Must have got a few laughs.

Yes, but looking back I'd have done better with dolphins or helicopters.

[Xenophon]

I obviously didn't get the hang of this. I used to pretend I was a white line inspector, inspecting the white lines in the middle of roads.

Must have got a few laughs.

[threaded]

I tell people I'm just a computer programmer. They never believe me like.

[wendigo100]

I obviously didn't get the hang of this. I used to pretend I was a white line inspector, inspecting the white lines in the middle of roads.

[n5gooner]

All this reminds me of the The Vocational Guidance Counsellor Sketch by Python:

Counsellor: Well, do you have any idea of what you want to do?

Anchovy: Yes, yes I have.

Counsellor: What?

Anchovy: (boldly) Lion taming.

Counsellor: Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

Anchovy: No, no, no, no. No. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.

Counsellor: Fine, fine. But do you, do you have any qualifications?

Anchovy: Yes, I've got a hat.

[Moscow Mule]

If you're going anywhere near the sea, Dive Master is always a good one. Does help if you can back up with stories of derring-do on the high seas and expert cunnilingus skills.

[Swiss Tony]

All this reminds me of the The Vocational Guidance Counsellor Sketch by Python:

Counsellor: Well, do you have any idea of what you want to do?

Anchovy: Yes, yes I have.

Counsellor: What?

Anchovy: (boldly) Lion taming.

Counsellor: Well yes. Yes. Of course, it's a bit of a jump isn't it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go. You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say, via banking?

Anchovy: No, no, no, no. No. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.

Counsellor: Fine, fine. But do you, do you have any qualifications?

Anchovy: Yes, I've got a hat.

[Swiss Tony]

human taxidermist

[n5gooner]

beaver basher

[Swiss Tony]

Treasure hunter

[angusglover]

Dolphin Trainer...from Milton Keynes....

[Swiss Tony]

Dodo Breeder

[n5gooner]

leading on from a post Xenophon made. When going 'on tour' with a gig what job roll do you tend to use ? In the past I've been

A Beaver trainer - always good for a laugh
An English teacher - works very very well
A club DJ - works very well in the right situation