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 because it means Thanks ?Originally posted by Burdocksorry BB!  
 
 back to the OT, why does 'Diolch' begin with a capital letter in your sig, if it means 'thanks'?
 
 from sex to welsh grammar...
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 sorry BB!Originally posted by BluebirdCan we please stop discussing Burdocks sexual [non] performance on thread with my name in the title ?
 
 
 It's no good for street cred.
 
 Diolch.  
 
 back to the OT, why does 'Diolch' begin with a capital letter in your sig, if it means 'thanks'?
 
 from sex to welsh grammar...
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 Originally posted by Burdockeh?
 Ha ha ha - just read that back. A pesky "like" confused you all  
 
 I didn't mean "there were things you could have done to her like spanking"
 
 I meant "there were things you could have done to her!!!" (and spanked you for not doing them!)
 
 Typical bloke - only thinking of himself, as per usual! So what if you cant dish out your little fellas...you could still give your lady a good old time!
 
 ******* men  
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 Can we please stop discussing Burdocks sexual [non] performance on thread with my name in the title ?
 
 
 It's no good for street cred.
 
 Diolch.
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 Of course notOriginally posted by Burdockwe dont have any secrets, do we Sal!?!  
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 we dont have any secrets, do we Sal!?!Originally posted by freakydancer**** me, you'll be telling her how big your dick is next.
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 **** me, you'll be telling her how big your dick is next.Originally posted by Burdockthere's some good points there SA!
 
 i wonder if it is the last one...preying on my mind subconsciously! I might have to pre-empt her and have the snip  
 
 oh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest... 
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 eh?Originally posted by SallyAnneOh and there are other things you could have done to her  like there are other things you could have done to her  like bloody men bloody men 
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 Originally posted by Burdockoh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest... 
 Well thats a good thing!!!!! Surely she would have been chuffed to bits?!
 
 Oh and there are other things you could have done to her like there are other things you could have done to her like bloody men bloody men  
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 there's some good points there SA!Originally posted by SallyAnneWhy couldn't you get it up like? Was it too much pressure? Did your subconscious think she'd secretly came off the pill as a sneaky tactic or something? 
 
 i wonder if it is the last one...preying on my mind subconsciously! I might have to pre-empt her and have the snip  
 
 oh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest...  
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 Originally posted by Burdockha! ha!
 
 i think a smiley can put it better than I possibly can:
  
 Why couldn't you get it up like? Was it too much pressure? Did your subconscious think she'd secretly came off the pill as a sneaky tactic or something?  
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 ha! ha!Originally posted by Bluebirdso when you say that your staminas "shot" do we presume this was the only thing that was shot ?
 
 i think a smiley can put it better than I possibly can:
   
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 so when you say that your staminas "shot" do we presume this was the only thing that was shot ?Originally posted by Burdock<cough> let's just say I could have made better use of the day!  
 
 mutter, grumble, feeble specimen, tablets, must try harder ... 
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 Originally posted by SallyAnneOh my god - does thast mean you only managed it once in a whole day? 
 <cough> let's just say I could have made better use of the day!  
 
 mutter, grumble, feeble specimen, tablets, must try harder ...  
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