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Reply to: Bluebird - you're a google-whack!!
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Previously on "Bluebird - you're a google-whack!!"
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Originally posted by Burdocksorry BB!
back to the OT, why does 'Diolch' begin with a capital letter in your sig, if it means 'thanks'?
from sex to welsh grammar...
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Originally posted by BluebirdCan we please stop discussing Burdocks sexual [non] performance on thread with my name in the title ?
It's no good for street cred.
Diolch.
back to the OT, why does 'Diolch' begin with a capital letter in your sig, if it means 'thanks'?
from sex to welsh grammar...
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Originally posted by Burdockeh?
Ha ha ha - just read that back. A pesky "like" confused you all
I didn't mean "there were things you could have done to her like spanking"
I meant "there were things you could have done to her!!!" (and spanked you for not doing them!)
Typical bloke - only thinking of himself, as per usual! So what if you cant dish out your little fellas...you could still give your lady a good old time!
******* men
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Can we please stop discussing Burdocks sexual [non] performance on thread with my name in the title ?
It's no good for street cred.
Diolch.
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Originally posted by Burdockwe dont have any secrets, do we Sal!?!
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Originally posted by freakydancer**** me, you'll be telling her how big your dick is next.
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Originally posted by Burdockthere's some good points there SA!
i wonder if it is the last one...preying on my mind subconsciously! I might have to pre-empt her and have the snip
oh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOh and there are other things you could have done to her like bloody men
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Originally posted by Burdockoh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest...
Well thats a good thing!!!!! Surely she would have been chuffed to bits?!
Oh and there are other things you could have done to her like bloody men
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWhy couldn't you get it up like? Was it too much pressure? Did your subconscious think she'd secretly came off the pill as a sneaky tactic or something?
i wonder if it is the last one...preying on my mind subconsciously! I might have to pre-empt her and have the snip
oh, <cough> it wasn't so much a case of not getting it up, more a case of the tadpoles not wanting to leave the nest...
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Originally posted by Burdockha! ha!
i think a smiley can put it better than I possibly can:
Why couldn't you get it up like? Was it too much pressure? Did your subconscious think she'd secretly came off the pill as a sneaky tactic or something?
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Originally posted by Bluebirdso when you say that your staminas "shot" do we presume this was the only thing that was shot ?
i think a smiley can put it better than I possibly can:
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Originally posted by Burdock<cough> let's just say I could have made better use of the day!
mutter, grumble, feeble specimen, tablets, must try harder ...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOh my god - does thast mean you only managed it once in a whole day?
<cough> let's just say I could have made better use of the day!
mutter, grumble, feeble specimen, tablets, must try harder ...
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