I must be bored already.
-Ford
[edit: that's disappointing. maybe they take a while to show up.]
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FFS Why worry about extra terrestrials? We let everyone else into this country.Originally posted by BuffoonSome chap has started a petition to get the Prime Minister (whoever that is these days) to “Reveal The Truth About Extraterrestrial Visitation To Our Planet”. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Full-Disclosure/
There last objective is a bit worrying “Stop the deliberate targeting of Extraterrestrial craft with space based weapon systems.”
Current signatures: 3.
Note to self - must stop reading the Telegraph
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What about the thick barstard? If he can haul his arse out of bed.Originally posted by zeitghostWe don't currently have one of those; the Demented One is still on his Round the World goodbye and thanks for all the fish tour & the One Eyed One is on the Rubber Chicken circuit.
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Whose God?Originally posted by KyajaePS Big G is God not Big Gordon.
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Not sure we need a petition. Considering all of the government seem to live on another planet (and by implication thus come from another planet), just look at the membership of the cabinet for the latest visitation figures (oh, and exclude Ruth Kelly, she's a catholic diety from Big G himself)Originally posted by BuffoonSome chap has started a petition to get the Prime Minister (whoever that is these days) to “Reveal The Truth About Extraterrestrial Visitation To Our Planet”. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Full-Disclosure/
There last objective is a bit worrying “Stop the deliberate targeting of Extraterrestrial craft with space based weapon systems.”
Current signatures: 3.
PS Big G is God not Big Gordon.
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Will Tony or Gordon tell us the truth!
Some chap has started a petition to get the Prime Minister (whoever that is these days) to “Reveal The Truth About Extraterrestrial Visitation To Our Planet”. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Full-Disclosure/
There last objective is a bit worrying “Stop the deliberate targeting of Extraterrestrial craft with space based weapon systems.”
Current signatures: 3.Tags: None
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