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Previously on "Well that was quite exciting..."

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Well it's given me a headache so it may well be working.

    How the feck I'm going to find someone to take away a mixture like that I don't know...
    Stick it in your recycling bin. The dustbin feckers never bother to check. Hell, I even managed to dispose of my wife that way. Marvelous...

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  • Ardesco
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    Just call the local plod and tell then you have converted to islam. You'll have about 50 wearing nice white suits around in less than an hour and they'll remove every last drop for you.
    HTH

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  • hyperD
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    Damn chemical spills. It could be the start of a student pre-emptive to hamper an alien invasion methinks!

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Seriously, do you really want to be doing that other 30 other random blokes have had a go....
    When needs must

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I think it had resist stripper in it... whatever it is, it ain't FeCl...
    FeCl3.

    It can be as green as you, lizard! Isn't it used in the making of PCBs?

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Actually no, but plenty of men were invited to suck off the splodges that adourned her rather suckable figure. Unfortunately, I couldn't get near enough to the front for a chance at a nipple-nibble.
    Seriously, do you really want to be doing that other 30 other random blokes have had a go....

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by basshead
    Was she making dips?
    Actually no, but plenty of men were invited to suck off the splodges that adourned her rather suckable figure. Unfortunately, I couldn't get near enough to the front for a chance at a nipple-nibble.

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  • basshead
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    In my younger days, I went to a strip club in Plymouth called Diamond Lil's (great name for a strip club) and watched a rather busty young lass doing things with a pot of yoghurt.
    Was she making dips?

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    I thought most strippers voluntarily covered themselves with various chemicals daily anyway....
    In my younger days, I went to a strip club in Plymouth called Diamond Lil's (great name for a strip club) and watched a rather busty young lass doing things with a pot of yoghurt.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    You're trying to kill a stripper by pouring some chemical on her? Why?
    I thought most strippers voluntarily covered themselves with various chemicals daily anyway....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I think it had resist stripper in it... whatever it is, it ain't FeCl...
    You're trying to kill a stripper by pouring some chemical on her? Why?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Perhaps the drum had Ferret Chloride. The two don't mix (apparently)

    <Kyajae in 'I fluffed my O-Level Chemistry' mode>
    Yup, you wouldn't want that down your trousers!

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Ferric Chloride? What cunning plan was that?
    Perhaps the drum had Ferret Chloride. The two don't mix (apparently)

    <Kyajae in 'I fluffed my O-Level Chemistry' mode>

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  • wendigo100
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    Ferric Chloride? What cunning plan was that?

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Well that was quite exciting...

    Well that was quite exciting...

    Just decanted some ferric chloride into a 25L drum that allegedly also contained spent ferric chloride... or so I thought...

    Unfortunately it didn't...

    It was something else that looked roughly as evil as ferric chloride, but reacted and produced a small foaming fountain of evil brown crap....

    Which I've just spent half an hour desperately mopping up.

    After that, going to the dentist at 12:15 should be a piece of cake...

    Ah, I remember that day so well.

    The brown volcano.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 27 February 2017, 10:41.

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