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realityhack replied

6 June 2007, 15:30
Originally posted by zeitghost

To paraphrase someone from a long long time ago "Every time a New Lie politician dies, I have a little song in my heart"...

I want to have an orchestra in mine then... playing for days non-stop.
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hyperD replied

6 June 2007, 14:56
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Ah thats horrible Hyper, shame on you!!!!!

(but very funny)
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Numptycorner replied

6 June 2007, 13:59
Nice one fatty!
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 13:57
This message is hidden because Numptycorner is on your ignore list.
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Numptycorner replied

6 June 2007, 13:55
How is it funny?
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 13:53
Originally posted by hyperD

Hopefully we'll be calling him "Two Hearses" soon...

Ah thats horrible Hyper, shame on you!!!!!

(but very funny)
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hyperD replied

6 June 2007, 13:33
Hopefully we'll be calling him "Two Hearses" soon...
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Moose423956 replied

6 June 2007, 13:12
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Nah, you're a moose
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 12:40
Originally posted by Moose423956

That means there's hope for me!

Nah, you're a moose
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wendigo100 replied

6 June 2007, 12:39
Originally posted by wizard1974uk

This is what I really love about you guys, sure he's a politician and hence a liar, but I would not wish an illness on anyone.

Not me, I hope he survives. Laughing at him has got to be better while he is still alive to hear it!
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Moose423956 replied

6 June 2007, 12:19
Originally posted by Kyajae

You like any old fat lecherous minger

That means there's hope for me!
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 12:10
Originally posted by realityhack

Oh, me too.

Except: politicians, middle management types, estate agents, traffic wardens, rail executives, people who light up a cigarette the moment they step off the train, people who - for no apparent reason - stop walking and stare vacantly at something in the street or stations, chavs, tarquin new-meeja types, design agency account managers, civil servants, rude besuited wideboys, yoofs in da street, aggressive beggars, double glazing salesmen, anyone working in direct marketing, indian call centre workers who can't deviate from the script, the person answering the phone in my local pizza takeaway restaurant who can't speak English, radical religious types, motivational speakers, luvvy-darling actor types, politically correct types, most modern artists, and most Americans.

You forgot "people who smoke other people's cigarette's"
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Moose423956 replied

6 June 2007, 11:58
He's only got a chest infection FFS!
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Old Greg replied

6 June 2007, 11:55
Originally posted by wizard1974uk

Glad it's worked out for you.

I didn't say it had worked out.
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wizard1974uk replied

6 June 2007, 11:54
Originally posted by Old Greg

It's made me what I am today.

Glad it's worked out for you.
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