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OwlHoot replied

5 June 2007, 19:24
Originally posted by shaunbhoy

Nobody can ever really comprehend the true wretchedness of hell without having lived in Swindon and commuted to Slough!!

"No one who has not shared a submarine with a camel can claim to have plumbed the depths of human misery"

"A Sailor of Austria" Otto Prohaska
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VectraMan replied

5 June 2007, 17:47
Originally posted by Churchill

Feck me, there must be an echo in this cave........

At least I got the quote right.
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threaded replied

5 June 2007, 17:11
Originally posted by Churchill

Feck me, there must be an echo in this cave........

See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big Nose.
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Euro-commuter replied

5 June 2007, 16:37
Originally posted by angusglover

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the dirt.
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Churchill replied

5 June 2007, 15:58
Originally posted by Paddy

I don't think it's just cheese makers but also the producers of dairy products in general.

Feck me, there must be an echo in this cave........
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Paddy replied

5 June 2007, 15:47
Originally posted by Burdock

blessed are the cheese makers

I don't think it's just cheese makers but also the producers of dairy products in general.
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wendigo100 replied

5 June 2007, 14:01
Originally posted by angusglover

Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

I thought it was LEEK, a reference to welshmen.
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wendigo100 replied

5 June 2007, 14:00
Originally posted by ZARDOZ

Silence Foolish Humans, Thou Shall Not Worship False Idols Such As Jeremy Vine

shalt

BTW I thought Sean Connery and his syrup did you in?
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Churchill replied

5 June 2007, 13:58
Originally posted by angusglover

Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

Yeah. Well, what Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
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angusglover replied

5 June 2007, 13:34
Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.
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VectraMan replied

5 June 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by Burdock

blessed are the cheese makers

It's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to all manufacturers of dairy products.
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angusglover replied

5 June 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by Burdock

blessed are the cheese makers

Haha, an educated man I see.
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Burdock replied

5 June 2007, 13:24
blessed are the cheese makers
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angusglover replied

5 June 2007, 13:22
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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ZARDOZ replied

5 June 2007, 13:18
Silence Foolish Humans, Thou Shall Not Worship False Idols Such As Jeremy Vine
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