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XTC replied

1 June 2007, 14:55
Originally posted by angusglover

Sorry I am not jesus...but thanks for the comparison...

Now that was a bit funnier.
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Jed replied

1 June 2007, 13:55
cheers - can always rely on fellow scouser.
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

1 June 2007, 13:30
Jed congrats on the move.

Get yourself some of those glasses that have open eyes painted on the outside of them. That way while your asleep in your chair no will ever notice.

P.s this won't work if you snore
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el duder replied

1 June 2007, 13:19
Originally posted by Jed

Hi,
I am just moving from permie to the contract world, apart from reading up on IR35 etc is there anything i really need to look out for when i get my first contract.
Already registered ltd co, got accountant, biz acc etc.

Any advice for contract virgin would be appreciated.

1. Dont look to eager.

2. Be prepared to be given tulipe work or even zero work early on.

3. Get ready to build trust and soild relationships with people and managers.
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angusglover replied

1 June 2007, 11:22
Originally posted by XTC

Wasn't that funny.. jesus.

Sorry I am not jesus...but thanks for the comparison...
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Kyajae replied

1 June 2007, 11:11
Originally posted by sasguru

Feck off you puny lightweight!

I rest my case
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XTC replied

1 June 2007, 11:09
Originally posted by angusglover

So are you both a contractor and a virgin?

Wasn't that funny.. jesus.
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andy replied

1 June 2007, 10:54
Originally posted by zeitghost

Hello from your friendly Giant Alien Lizard.

you are his next meal
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Jed replied

1 June 2007, 10:43
doh
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Barriebazg replied

1 June 2007, 10:41
Originally posted by Jed

cheers everyone.

p.s. what does User cp mean ?? or am i making a further dick of myself asking !!

User CP top left on the board and its User Control Panel.
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Jed replied

1 June 2007, 10:40
rtfm - just seen it top left - second point right !
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SallyAnne replied

1 June 2007, 10:40
Originally posted by Bagpuss

like like

haddaway and sh1te man, but

WE DONT SAY BUT!!

How many times?!!!
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andy replied

1 June 2007, 10:39
Originally posted by Jed

cheers everyone.

p.s. what does User cp mean ?? or am i making a further dick of myself asking !!

yes , next
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Jed replied

1 June 2007, 10:39
cheers everyone.

p.s. what does User cp mean ?? or am i making a further dick of myself asking !!
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sasguru replied

1 June 2007, 10:38
Originally posted by Kyajae

Yeah, sadguru is only happy when he's taking the p1ss or throwing insults at people. He/she/it's a good example of an inadequate and insecure personality.

Feck off you puny lightweight!
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