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Secondary teachers still say that some Portugese Bloke called Christopher Columbus discovered America.
Apart from being such a piss poor explorer that he actually managed to confuse it with India, he had a ruddy map - or at least one that can be traced to the Chinese explorers who beat him by a good 70 years. Then of course their are the Vikings who beat them all, arriving Newfoundland and North America in the 11th century. Even they were beaten by a good few thousand years by those who walked over the Bearing Straights and when the Vikings/Chinese et all arrived confusingly described them as Native Americans/Indians.
My mate this week suggested to 15 year old son that he ask his maths teacher the solution to 1/0 (one divided by zero)
What do you think the answer should be?
Secondary teachers still say that some Portugese Bloke called Christopher Columbus discovered America.
Apart from being such a piss poor explorer that he actually managed to confuse it with India, he had a ruddy map - or at least one that can be traced to the Chinese explorers who beat him by a good 70 years. Then of course their are the Vikings who beat them all, arriving Newfoundland and North America in the 11th century. Even they were beaten by a good few thousand years by those who walked over the Bearing Straights and when the Vikings/Chinese et all arrived confusingly described them as Native Americans/Indians.
To be thick as a brick ... by the same author - One White Duck/0 = Nothing at all
Theres a haze on the skyline, to wish me on my way.
And theres a note on the telephone --- some roses on a
Tray.
And the motorways stretching right out to us all,
As I pull on my old wings --- one white duck
On your wall.
Isnt it just too damn real?
Ill catch a ride on your violin --- strung upon your bow.
And Ill float on your melody --- sing your chorus soft
And low.
Theres a picture-view postcard to say that I called.
You can see from the fireplace, one white duck
On your wall.
Isnt it just too damn real?
So fly away peter and fly away paul --- from the
Finger-tip ledge of contentment.
The long restless rustle of high-heeled boots calls.
And Im probably bound to deceive you after all.
Something must be wrong with me and my brain ---
If Im so patently unrewarding.
But my dreams are for dreaming and best left that
Way --- and my zero to your power of ten equals
Nothing at all.
Theres no double-lock defense; theres no chain on my door.
Im available for consultation,
But remember your way in is also my way out, and
Loves four-letter word is no compensation.
Well, Im the black ace dog-handler: Im a waiter on
Skates --- so dont you jump to your foreskin conclusion.
Because Im up to my deaf ears in cold breakfast trays ---
To be cleared before I can dine on your sweet sunday
Lunch confusion.
It is not indeterminate...my morning coffee has sparked my brain in to life and I now have the answer...it is not infinity and so far the correct answer has not been stated on this thread...
Thats the problem with you IT folk...you over-complicate everything when in fact the answer is staring straight in the face...
And by the way...how many of you have tried doing the sum in excel? Losers!
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