Sueing spammers

[MarillionFan]

"Well on my way matey"

£999,999 to go. Well done m8!

[milanbenes]

Alexey,

well done, don't listen to the resident failure Corporal Bhoy.

Now, your homepage, I've done a search on there and the first result was an error message about a problem with H:/Alex/Projects etc

Can I suggest you put the following in your PHP code:

If results contain error message

do not write the error message to the display

Else

display results


I'll give you this one for free, if you need any more consulting
let me know, however standard rates will apply.

All the best with your homepage

Milan.

[AtW]

Well on my way matey, can't tell all right now - but I intend to post my photo inside my new 911 holding printout of CUK page to prove it is true, much like hostages required to do while in captivity

[shaunbhoy]

Made your first million yet?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[AtW]

Well, if you believe this is illegal then why won't you sue me? You will certainly need to use a solicitor because if you open your gob in a court room then any judge would surely order your immediate execution as a favour to humanity.

[shaunbhoy]

This is not illegal.....blah blah blah!!

How very "Russian" of you alexei. If you are going to try and eke out an existence sailing close to the wind, you might at least try and be some good at it. It is turning out like all your ventures...........half-baked and shoddy.
Why not just go back to being a circus freak like before?

[AtW]

This is not illegal - all search engines do: it would have been illegal to parse out email addresses and spam people, something I won't do for any amount of cash.

Now go back to work lazy permie sod!

[MarillionFan]

You been arrested yet for collecting data from other poples websites?

[Mailman]

You still recovering from administering polonium to some poor sap at a sushi bar comrade?

Mailman

[AtW]

No you don't

[milanbenes]

I wish I had your problems Alex I really do

Milan.

[AtW]

Sending final demand via special delivery to a UK firm that spams me every week despite unsubscriptions, email replies to stop it, calls to office etc - asked for written apology, undertaking not to spam any of my emails and a cheque for £50. Seven days to reply or I sue them in small claims court.

The kicker: email that they spam is non-existant and caught by catch-all account, someone actually sold dud info to them.