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When I lived on the farm, we used to catch this guys sheep and sell them back to him. However we did eat our way through a lot of lamb during that part of the season. One memorable one was when I caught this very little one. My dad just took it off me and hit it on the head with a hammer - we had it for tea - the whole thing (as it was small). It was on a plate in the middle of the table with all four legs sticking up and no head! tasted nice though.Last edited by BoredBloke; 11 May 2007, 10:40.
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Originally posted by KyajaeNo photo avatar today, SA?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI think I lost a few to many brain cells last night
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYeah that one went straight over my head
I think I lost a few to many brain cells last night
No photo avatar today, SA?
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Originally posted by ChurchillSA, if you fancy a bit of role play, how about turning your sheepskin coat inside out?
I think I lost a few to many brain cells last night
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesWhat was it particularly that struck a chord with you? The thought of a nice roast dinner?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhhhh - that made me well up!
What a lovely story <sniff>
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Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhhhh - that made me well up!
What a lovely story <sniff>
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Originally posted by XTCMy folks live in the sticks i(in Australia) and you get loads of sheep and also dingos that attack the sheep. My Mum spotted their Labrador returning one morning into the backyard carrying a new born lamb in it's mouth, she went outside and realised there were 2 of them only a couple of days old. The dog (Jack) had a few battle scars and needed some stiches, it turns out that he fought off a dingo that was attacking a Ewe and rescued the lambs. The Ewe had to be put down, but the lambs survived and have now adopted Jack as their new Mum following him everywhere. Ah what a nice story. I still reckon Mum should have cooked em, nothing beats a lamb roast.
lambs
Ahhhhh - that made me well up!
What a lovely story <sniff>
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Originally posted by KyajaeWhy is it that ozzies and kiwis want to come to this sh1t hole of a country whilst pohms are queueing to feck off and live in Austrralia and NZ? Most curious.
That's why
And also Perth is the most isolated capital city in the world. The nearest city to Perth is 4 hours flight away.
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Originally posted by XTCI'm here in sunny London, but don't think there is an Ozzie CUK
Why is it that ozzies and kiwis want to come to this sh1t hole of a country whilst pohms are queueing to feck off and live in Austrralia and NZ? Most curious.
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Originally posted by KyajaeI guess there is nothing equivalent to CUK in Australia?
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