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Previously on "How many 'members' are actually AtW in disguise?"

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  • woo
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    http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread17326.html
    http://www.rentaroom.co.uk/
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread17329.html
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/rentaghost/

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by LadyChatterley
    I like the Maserati though.
    Hmm... actually this could be a woman.

    Here's one for you:

    When getting home after a hard days work, do you
    a: crash on the sofa with a nice glass of pinot grigio
    b: call your mates and ask them how their day went/catch up generally
    c: call your best mate and arrange to meet in your local for 10 pints of real ale
    d: pull the blinds down, draw the curtains and start where you left off with WOW
    or e: clean the house, from top to bottom, do the washing and the washing up, following it with a nice hot bath with molton brown bubble bath, an eve lom facial and a glass of montepulcianno, remembering to clean the bath afterwards, pluck your eyebrows, blow dry your hair, and settle into bed with the latest book by Alexander McCall Smith.

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Bloke! Bloke!
    Lol at guru josh....

    Bloke indeed.

    I know my cars. BMW 5 series.....boyracers cars. Porsche 911..nah, prefer the Carrera. AM Vantage = quality, style and speed, good looks..
    I like the Maserati though.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by LadyChatterley
    AM Vantage....
    Bloke! Bloke!

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  • AtW
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    My method of checking that I suggested earlier in this thread is far more reliable...

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Ok you're tending to be a woman. Next question:

    Which one:

    (1) Aston Martin Vanatage
    (2) BMW M 5 Series
    (3) Porsche 911
    AM Vantage....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by LadyChatterley
    Isn't it two birds at once? Or if he's married, getting it at all?
    Ok you're tending to be a woman. Next question:

    Which one:

    (1) Aston Martin Vanatage
    (2) BMW M 5 Series
    (3) Porsche 911

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Isn't it two birds at once? Or if he's married, getting it at all?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by LadyChatterley
    Im still here...
    So LC, due to my great wisdom I can tell if you're a lady or not. Answer this simple question and be careful now!

    What is a man's most common sexual fantasy?

    Warning: The web won't help you here!

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Isn't it interesting that AtW logged off right after that last post...
    Not really. He is using "Invisible" mode which is an option somewhere in your profile.

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  • AtW
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    Shush reptile - or I pull yer tail aff!

    Doing hardcore debugging here

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Isn't it interesting that AtW logged off right after that last post...
    Im still here...

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Originally posted by AtW
    No, not at all.

    Actually we would like you to make a photo of yourself in your best underwear while holding printout of this page to prove it is you on the photo: this would allow you to gain our trust and we won't quiz you anymore.
    Milky, milky....

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  • LadyChatterley
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    How's Mellors these days, M'Lady?
    He's performing a delicate maneuver (sp) with a razor...

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by LadyChatterley
    Would you like to quiz me then Mr in order to clarify who I am?
    No, not at all.

    Actually we would like you to make a photo of yourself in your best underwear while holding printout of this page to prove it is you on the photo: this would allow you to gain our trust and we won't quiz you anymore.

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