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Reply to: Women are to blame for rubbish bulletin boards

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Previously on "Women are to blame for rubbish bulletin boards"

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  • wendigo100
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    It's lunchtime now. I'll have to come back this afternoon.

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  • The Master
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    Only level three torment this time please. I'm feeling in a lenient mood today.

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  • The Master
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    Come on Zeitghost, get him in there. We can't have people waiting all day for their session in the booth. We've got an agony booth waiting list target to hit.

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  • wendigo100
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    So am I going in the agony booth or not? I haven't got all day!

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk
    Indeed,chump chops is fast becoming a liability .
    Might one suggest the Horta as a possible replacement ?
    It all went wrong when I starting using those Ogrons.

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    He's obviously not that bloody trusty!
    Indeed,chump chops is fast becoming a liability .
    Might one suggest the Horta as a possible replacement ?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Master
    Ten minutes in the booth for you too, o trusty minion.

    He's obviously not that bloody trusty!

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Bugger.

    Late again...
    Ten minutes in the booth for you too, o trusty minion.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Master
    Can't be my plan then. I only have totally bonkers plans with no realistic chance of success. A bit like most government IT projects.
    Therein lies your problem!!!

    Baseline your plan, divide the duration of your plan by an arbitary number (let's say 13) add a milestone for each of the periods. Now, at every milestone, double the forecasted budget.

    Churchill - In "2 Ecnirp" mode!

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    ZG is too busy in the bag, eating the cat!

    That's another fine plan fecked up, eh?
    Can't be my plan then. I only have totally bonkers plans with no realistic chance of success. A bit like most government IT projects.

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  • wendigo100
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    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Master
    Shhhhh... don't let the cat out of the bag yet.

    Zeitghost, please arrange for wendigo100 to have ten minutes in the agony booth.
    ZG is too busy in the bag, eating the cat!

    That's another fine plan fecked up, eh?

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Is it part of your cunning plan, to apathise the human race before...
    Shhhhh... don't let the cat out of the bag yet.

    Zeitghost, please arrange for wendigo100 to have ten minutes in the agony booth.

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  • wendigo100
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    Is it part of your cunning plan, to apathise the human race before...

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  • The Master
    started a topic Women are to blame for rubbish bulletin boards

    Women are to blame for rubbish bulletin boards

    Some may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/threa...declining.html
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