careful....
could be the start of an IR investigation! skulking round checking out your comings and goings
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Those were the days, bag of ferrets and a couple of terriers, hours of fun.
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Terriers.
[taps pipe, takes off flat cap to wipe foam from top lip]
Best ratters this side of Ormskirk.
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Time to buy one of these:
http://www.airsportdirect.com/acatal...rauchHW80.html
Every good contractor should have one for his ground staff.
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Originally posted by zamzummimYesterday I saw a huge rat in the front garden - I don't live in the countryside - what shall I do? actively try to kill it, or just leave it and hope it migrates to the neighbours garden?
On the plus side, a cat will not give a sh1t about how long you stay out during the day, or what time you get home at night.
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Originally posted by zamzummimYesterday I saw a huge rat in the front garden - I don't live in the countryside - what shall I do? actively try to kill it, or just leave it and hope it migrates to the neighbours garden?
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Call UB40 to see if they can pen a melodic ditty about your dilemma!
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They dont eat, dont sleep
They dont feed, they dont seethe
Bare their gums when they moan and squeak
Lick the dirt off a larger ones feet
They dont push, dont crowd
Congregate until theyre much too loud
fook to procreate till they are dead
Drink the blood of their so called best friend
They dont scurry when something bigger comes their way
Dont pack themselves together and run as one
Dont tulip where theyre not supposed to
Dont take whats not theirs, they dont compare
They dont scam, dont fight
Dont oppress an equals given rights
Starve the poor so they can be well fed
Line their holes with the dead ones bread
They dont scurry when something bigger comes their way }
Dont pack themselves together and run as one } (2x)
Dont tulip where theyre not supposed to }
Dont take whats not theirs, they dont compare... }
Rats...they dont compare (2x)
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Originally posted by XTCget yr self an outdoor animal trap. It's a plastic box with a one-way door. You bait it, it comes the animal, bingo u have him trapped. You can then kill it or torture it or set it free in your neighbour's garden.
You could hit it hard with a major leaflet campaign that says something like "Rats Not Welcome".
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get yr self an outdoor animal trap. It's a plastic box with a one-way door. You bait it, it comes the animal, bingo u have him trapped. You can then kill it or torture it or set it free in your neighbour's garden.
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put some bread and cat food down, than normally scares them away
I think
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