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Originally posted by Dennyput you inside IR35?
Declare the Pennys on your Eyes
If you drive a car - I'll tax your seat
If you take a walk - I will tax your feet
Should 5 per cent appear to small
Be thankful that I dont take it all
Cos Im the TAXMAN -
Yeah Im the Taxman
And you're working for no-one but Me ...
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Originally posted by BurdockAnd I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!
(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison)
Absolutely - it'll be a nice little break
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Originally posted by SallyAnneAh thanks mate
(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison)
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Originally posted by ratewhorewell said S-A. I for one will come and visit you when you've been sent down...
Ah thanks mate
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!
They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -
1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.
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2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."
If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.
Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.
At least, thats my two pennith.
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Originally posted by NumptycornerI thought you were being investigated
I am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!
They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -
1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.
and
2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."
If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.
Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.
At least, thats my two pennith.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneNot for me - life's too short. If they want to shaft me, they can (life-long motto ). If they dont, woohoo.
If I let myself worry about it that much I'd be in an early grave!
I'll sleep better knowing you worry about it for all of us though
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Yeah I'll worry about it when they come knocking, and then I'll just say "wrong house".
I know a contractor who voluntarily paid about 20 grand to them when IR35 first came out he was such a stress head. Absolutely bonkers, but that's the type of reaction they rely on.
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Originally posted by DennyIt's just an overriding passionate concern of everyone on here
If I let myself worry about it that much I'd be in an early grave!
I'll sleep better knowing you worry about it for all of us though
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Originally posted by DennyNo. It's just an overriding passionate concern of everyone on here and since starting my own limited, I guess it's of interest to me as well.
No they're not after me and have no reason to.
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Originally posted by Dennyput you inside IR35?
Denny - are you being investigated or something?
You seem to mention IR35 a lot, and I was wondering if that was because they were after you?
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