Reply to: Does being born......

[Bluebird]

And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison)

As long as you don't get more than 24months you can claim travel - not that you'll be doing much

[AlfredJPruffock]

put you inside IR35?

Now my advice for those who Die
Declare the Pennys on your Eyes

If you drive a car - I'll tax your seat
If you take a walk - I will tax your feet

Should 5 per cent appear to small
Be thankful that I dont take it all

Cos Im the TAXMAN -
Yeah Im the Taxman

And you're working for no-one but Me ...

[SallyAnne]

And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison)

Absolutely - it'll be a nice little break

[Burdock]

Ah thanks mate

And I for one look forward to playing pool with you during the communal break times!

(yes I know we're different sexes, but won't we get sent to a cushy 'low security' prison)

[SallyAnne]

well said S-A. I for one will come and visit you when you've been sent down...

Ah thanks mate

[ratewhore]

I am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!

They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -

1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.

and

2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."

If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.

Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.

At least, thats my two pennith.

well said S-A. I for one will come and visit you when you've been sent down...

[SallyAnne]

I thought you were being investigated

I am! And I'm still sticking by the "there's no point worrying" rule!

They've been investigating me for about a year now and all I've heard off them in that time is: -

1) Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while - the man investigating you has gone on long term sick.

and

2) Do you agree that all of your expenses in Manchester shouldn't be claimed as this was a permanent job? to which I said "no."

If they decide they're going to shaft me, they will. Nothing I can do about it. And there's absolutely no point worrying about it if you're not being investigated!!! Craziness.

Try and do things right, but always remember, you're in the big boys league now - if you're that scared of the tax man, close up shop and go back to being a permie.

At least, thats my two pennith.

[Maxamus]

Being born makes you feel like its better being dead

[Diestl]

Yep, its a voluntary tax, and Denny works for Hector.

[Numptycorner]

Not for me - life's too short. If they want to shaft me, they can (life-long motto ). If they dont, woohoo.

If I let myself worry about it that much I'd be in an early grave!

I'll sleep better knowing you worry about it for all of us though

I thought you were being investigated

[Captain Dispensable]

Yeah I'll worry about it when they come knocking, and then I'll just say "wrong house".

I know a contractor who voluntarily paid about 20 grand to them when IR35 first came out he was such a stress head. Absolutely bonkers, but that's the type of reaction they rely on.

[SallyAnne]

It's just an overriding passionate concern of everyone on here

Not for me - life's too short. If they want to shaft me, they can (life-long motto ). If they dont, woohoo.

If I let myself worry about it that much I'd be in an early grave!

I'll sleep better knowing you worry about it for all of us though

[threaded]

No. It's just an overriding passionate concern of everyone on here and since starting my own limited, I guess it's of interest to me as well.

No they're not after me and have no reason to.

They need a reason? Oh dear are you in for some surprises.

[SallyAnne]

put you inside IR35?

Denny - are you being investigated or something?

You seem to mention IR35 a lot, and I was wondering if that was because they were after you?

[foritisme]

Dunno, what about watching porn ?