Anyone speak German?

[darmstadt]

Its a public holiday here on Tuesday - 1st May - Labour Day or in German 'Tag der Arbeit' except everyone will be in the beer garden (my favourite type of work here!)

[lexington_spurs]

Over 80 million of them in Germany alone!

Plus a few in Northern Italy, plenty in Austria and Switzerland, and maybe a handful of older ones in remote South American villages.

Ich hoffe das hilft!

[sasguru]

Do you have any facial hair SAS?

SA in Guess Who "Does he wear a hat?" mode

Nope, my film star looks are unsullied by fuzz.

[SallyAnne]

Yes, when I went for a few drinks with atw.

Actually I learnt it to wind up my German mate.

Do you have any facial hair SAS?

SA in Guess Who "Does he wear a hat?" mode

[sasguru]

Funny how you know that particularly phrase Sas - heard it a lot have we?

Yes, when I went for a few drinks with atw.

Actually I learnt it to wind up my German mate.

[Kyajae]

Yes



To all financial investors,

Some bollox about the shares...

Don't miss your chance

The rally has started

They lost the last war so now they're trying a cyber war.

"We shall fight them on the keyboards. We shall fight them in the firewalls.
We shall fight them by antispam and by 'Delete'.

We shall never surrender!

[SallyAnne]

"I'm sorry, is there something wrong with you?"
Basil Fawlty

Dont mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

[SallyAnne]

Reply with the following:

Du bist eine beschwipster spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

It means

You are a drunken nerd with a moustache.

Funny how you know that particularly phrase Sas - heard it a lot have we?

[Burdock]

LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!

"I'm sorry, is there something wrong with you?"
Basil Fawlty

[sasguru]

Reply with the following:

Du bist eine beschwipster spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

It means

You are a drunken nerd with a moustache.

[Moscow Mule]

Are these German shares now?

Yes

AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


Symbol: G7Q.F
Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
Preis: 0.25


WKN: A0J3B0
ISIN: US2224791077
Markt: Frankfurt


LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!

To all financial investors,

Some bollox about the shares...

Don't miss your chance

The rally has started

[interested]

All I know how to say is that I live in a semi detached house (which doesn't even apply anymore!)

I keep getting spam emails. Had the american 1p share ones (about 20 a day for the last year), then somehow I started getting sex aids/viagra/premature ej. etc.

Now I'm getting german spam (which is funny in itself as my lad worked with a German bloke last year who once asked him "vot ees spam ven you eat it" which always made me laugh!)

Anyway...wtf is this about? Are these German shares now?

AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


Symbol: G7Q.F
Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
Preis: 0.25


WKN: A0J3B0
ISIN: US2224791077
Markt: Frankfurt


LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!

This is the German version of stock ramping emails.

[SallyAnne]

All I know how to say is that I live in a semi detached house (which doesn't even apply anymore!)

I keep getting spam emails. Had the american 1p share ones (about 20 a day for the last year), then somehow I started getting sex aids/viagra/premature ej. etc.

Now I'm getting german spam (which is funny in itself as my lad worked with a German bloke last year who once asked him "vot ees spam ven you eat it" which always made me laugh!)

Anyway...wtf is this about? Are these German shares now?

AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


Symbol: G7Q.F
Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
Preis: 0.25


WKN: A0J3B0
ISIN: US2224791077
Markt: Frankfurt


LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!