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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Show us your tits then we will know you are not an imposter.
    Time moves on, but the posts stay the same. Love it.



    Thanks for the mammaries, TLG. Ho ho...

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Show us your tits then we will know you are not an imposter.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moose423956
    What about the klingons? What about the ones that get tangled in the hair?
    Don't pull!!!

    They'll sting your ring!

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  • TheRightStuff
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    please don't insult me stop it, stop it. I'm telling on you.
    I only asked how I should wipe my rear.

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  • TheRightStuff
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    Originally posted by TheRightStuff
    uh fabba, uh fabba.
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10

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  • TheRightStuff
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    Originally posted by XTC
    Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean..
    uh fabba, uh fabba.

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  • TheRightStuff
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    fool

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  • XTC
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    Originally posted by TheRightStuff
    why don't you read the other posts you 'I'm a contractor but have been acting like a permie %^&*"£$"£$"$^%^**"£!"%&$%'. Search you idiot search.
    SJD, Nixon, PCG, shout, jobserve are the keywords - SEARCH, SEARCH.
    Were not here to help we are here to insult, Insult, INSULT.
    Did I say you were an idiot.
    IR35, IR35 I'm so worried, please help, please. Sod off and SEARCH, SEARCH, SEARCH.
    Net pay caluclator not working. Why it's not working. Oh why.
    SJD so slow they haven't phoned me since I pressed the 'form a company' button 6 seconds ago. Automate, automate.
    I'm a professional I am. I'm a professional. Please help, please. Seach, Search, Search.
    Giant so good, giant so good. Don't have to do anything apart from make Mr Giant rich.
    Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean..

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  • TheRightStuff
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    why don't you read the other posts you 'I'm a contractor but have been acting like a permie %^&*"£$"£$"$^%^**"£!"%&$%'. Search you idiot search.
    SJD, Nixon, PCG, shout, jobserve are the keywords - SEARCH, SEARCH.
    Were not here to help we are here to insult, Insult, INSULT.
    Did I say you were an idiot.
    IR35, IR35 I'm so worried, please help, please. Sod off and SEARCH, SEARCH, SEARCH.
    Net pay caluclator not working. Why it's not working. Oh why.
    SJD so slow they haven't phoned me since I pressed the 'form a company' button 6 seconds ago. Automate, automate.
    I'm a professional I am. I'm a professional. Please help, please. Seach, Search, Search.
    Giant so good, giant so good. Don't have to do anything apart from make Mr Giant rich.

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  • XTC
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    Originally posted by Denny
    Can someone tell me if I'm really me, or tell me where I can find out
    It is you isn't it ya cheeky lil monkey. That massage you gave me last night was divine.

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  • Maxamus
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    mockoa chocka locka

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  • dmini
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    CUPPA
    Its choccy cakes here

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  • XTC
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    Denny, is that you?

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  • freakydancer
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    If you make us all a cuppa we'll tell you.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Whoa, hold your horses, Tex. First of all you need to buy some organic seville orange marmalade. This will help you avoid IR35 or something.

    Coincidentally, I have some to sell.

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