Warmest birthday wishes to our much beloved imaginary troll.
Did you know he shares a birthday with Napoleon III, Adolf Hitler and Luther Vandross, and that on this day France started the French Revolutionary Wars (1792), Soviet troops began their attack on Berlin (1945), and in 1999 13 people were killed at Columbine High School in Littleton, CO, when two teenagers opened fire on them with shotguns and pipebombs.
Prophetic stuff.
