Originally posted by Troll
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Of course he did. Make it pointless to report a crime, crime figures go down. Eazy Peezy Lemon Squeezy!
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Originally posted by andyCrime down in London?
Oh yeah and I also saw the pigs flying
In the opposite direction on the tail of a litter dropper.
Tough on the causes of crime? They've really got those poppy fields in Afghanistan under control haven't they, bumper yields since the troops went in.
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Nope - St Tony said tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.... and so it has come to passOriginally posted by KyajaeThey weren't pigs flying. That was a whole farm yard on a mission into deep space.
Rejoice!
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Originally posted by andyCrime down in London?
Oh yeah and I also saw the pigs flying
They weren't pigs flying. That was a whole farm yard on a mission into deep space.
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Originally posted by Troll
Complete b0ll0x. Right, next topic?
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Crime down in London
From the Ministry of Truth
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6571189.stm
Crime in London has dropped to its lowest level for eight years, according to Metropolitan Police figures.
It said crime in the capital fell by 6.3% in the 12 months to the end of March, to 921,779 offences.
Murder figures fell by 3.6% with gun/knife crimes (-11.3%), sex attacks (-9.6%), and burglary (-6.6%) down.
Robbery against the person is unchanged but drug offences are up 26.4% and robbery overall rose 1%, with robberies against businesses up 17%.
Racist, homophobic and domestic crimes are down as are motor vehicle offences.Tags: None
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