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An elderly man was trying to find a place to sit and observe the Olympic Games, as he went to each section. All the other Greeks laughed as he tried to make his way through. Some ignored him. Upon entering the Spartan section all the Spartans stood and offered the elderly man their seats. Suddenly the entire stadium applauded. All the Greeks knew what was the right thing to do, but the Spartans were the only ones who did it.
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Greys? I thought it was the Browns that we had to be worried about.
(Stop, you're too kind.)
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I'll have one! Is it forked? Can I claim it back as a company expense?
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And they can listen to you whilst the phone is switched on (doesn't have to be in a call).
They *always* listen to me. Always.
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It doesn't even need to be switched on...Originally posted by Captain DispensableEveryone with a mobile phone that's switched on is automatically tagged.
HTH
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Yeah that's their way of making you think you're in the clear to do some naughties, but they're double watching you then really.
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Oh yes!Originally posted by Euro-commuterEven when it's bloody "Searching" or "Emergency calls only", or "No Network"?
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Even when it's bloody "Searching" or "Emergency calls only", or "No Network"?Originally posted by Captain DispensableEveryone with a mobile phone that's switched on is automatically tagged.
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Everyone with a mobile phone that's switched on is automatically tagged.
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Tag the Tog's
What a great idea tag the togs could this be expanded to a personal tracker so I can see when they are spending too much or when they are heading towards my house?Tags: None
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