Stab proof school uniforms!!

[Churchill]

Yes, a new trend in military grade school uniforms looks to be on the cards. They've already got the Humvees, why not the full battle dress to go with it.

Why make money on selling war kit abroad when they've got a population at home crying out for it.

Time they invented weapons that only work in the places they're intended to be used, like at home if they're supposed to be for home defence only, or away from population if they're hunting rifles. Sort of an evolution of the guns in Westworld. So obvious and simple I should be awarded the nobel peace prize. Thank you.

Oh, the irony!!!

[Captain Dispensable]

Yes, a new trend in military grade school uniforms looks to be on the cards. They've already got the Humvees, why not the full battle dress to go with it.

Why make money on selling war kit abroad when they've got a population at home crying out for it.

Time they invented weapons that only work in the places they're intended to be used, like at home if they're supposed to be for home defence only, or away from population if they're hunting rifles. Sort of an evolution of the guns in Westworld. So obvious and simple I should be awarded the nobel peace prize. Thank you.

[OwlHoot]

Just a tad too much information don't you think cap'n?

You obviously didn't read his CV very thoroughly - he was quoting a footnote on page 58.

[zathras]

Isn't it time to recognise that the social experiment of not disciplining children has officially failed?

bugger social experiments. How about removing all knives from the 'orrible scroates before they enter school.

At least we do not have that half baked idea from the US that it is some kind of right to bear arms so schools cannot search kids and remove said arms.

[DodgyAgent]

That's the price you pay for going to an all boys school. Hormones raging and only the brown hole to play with.

I remember seeing a south african porn mag one of the lads brought to school one-day. It had a photo comparison of a bloke's ring-piece and a bird's flange, with a caption along the lines of "Why most men aren't gay". That just reinforced it for me, yep I prefer the pink hole ta very much. Funny 'article' though.


On the subject of stab-proof clothes, did anyone else see the Gadget Show the other day where they had some silly putty type stuff that can be molded into shape slowly but is resilient to quick forceful attacks? Initial idea is to use it in head gear for cyclist instead of those poncy life-saving crash helmets. Interesting physical properties, whatever the stuff was.

Just a tad too much information don't you think cap'n?

[Captain Dispensable]

That's the price you pay for going to an all boys school. Hormones raging and only the brown hole to play with.

I remember seeing a south african porn mag one of the lads brought to school one-day. It had a photo comparison of a bloke's ring-piece and a bird's flange, with a caption along the lines of "Why most men aren't gay". That just reinforced it for me, yep I prefer the pink hole ta very much. Funny 'article' though.


On the subject of stab-proof clothes, did anyone else see the Gadget Show the other day where they had some silly putty type stuff that can be molded into shape slowly but is resilient to quick forceful attacks? Initial idea is to use it in head gear for cyclist instead of those poncy life-saving crash helmets. Interesting physical properties, whatever the stuff was.

[DodgyAgent]

stage school? hairdressing school?

thank god I went to Grammar school where shirt lifting had not been invented - well I heard a few rumours...

that must have been the pre bikeshed era

[BrilloPad]

where I went to school the protection we needed was from s**t stabbers.

stage school? hairdressing school?

thank god I went to Grammar school where shirt lifting had not been invented - well I heard a few rumours...

[DodgyAgent]

where I went to school the protection we needed was from s**t stabbers.

[gingerjedi]

Bladerunner, a firm in Romford, Essex, which makes protective clothes for police forces and security guards, is selling the tops for £65.

Oh how apt!

I love this country but the population leaves a lot to be desired.

[Alf W]

Boss Adrian Davis is busy drumming up some publicity with a cynical marketing stunt more like.

[gingerjedi]

Nah man dey is livin da dream init...

I'm not one to usualy watch 'Ross Kemp on Gangs' but he's doing London tonight so I may give it a watch.

[EternalOptimist]

Isn't it time to recognise that the social experiment of not disciplining children has officially failed?

maybe, but now that we have armed and armoured the b*ggers do you want to be first up with the cane ??

[wobbegong]

The ultimate fashion accessory for a street-wise teen has been revealed - a stab-proof hoodie.

The top is lined with ultra-strong Kevlar, the material used in body armour for British troops.

Bladerunner, a firm in Romford, Essex, which makes protective clothes for police forces and security guards, is selling the tops for £65.

Boss Adrian Davis claims to be in discussion with schools in east London about putting Kevlar linings into school uniforms.

"It's all in development but we're at an advanced stage," he said.

"We've sent examples of school jumpers to the manufacturers and we're waiting for the costings. I really believe it's needed," he has told The Sun.

Isn't it time to recognise that the social experiment of not disciplining children has officially failed?