Cool!!!

[OwlHoot]

You've gotta hand it to the croc, it was quick work.

[realityhack]

But he can wrist assured they won't!

Good, 'off-the-cuff' delivery there...

[wendigo100]

Personally, for doing such a stoopid thing, I'd have terminated the zoo keepers contract and given him the elbow!

But he can wrist assured they won't!

[Barriebazg]

Zookeepers fired bullets at the crocodile's neck to get it to release its vice-like grip on the torn forearm.

"The crocodile was unharmed as we didn't find any bullet holes on its hide," said Chen Po-tsun, a zoo official.

A bulletproof crocodile!!

[realityhack]

Nice

[gingerjedi]

Where does Oliver keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

I'm here all week

My dad used to tell that one when Elvis Costello was big.

[wonderwaif]

Never smile at a crocodile
No you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin

Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away
Say goodnight and not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mr Crocodile

[Kyajae]

Wahey!!

Personally, for doing such a stoopid thing, I'd have terminated the zoo keepers contract and given him the elbow!

[freakydancer]

Sounds like a bit of 'armless' fun to me

Wahey!!

[Kyajae]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...260243,00.html

Sounds like a bit of 'armless' fun to me

[freakydancer]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...260243,00.html