Opening a Book: How Long Will MF Last As An Employee

[Bagpuss]

c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter

They're working with me, not you.

Exactly

[MarillionFan]

a/ Until he punches his manager

My anger issues are sorted thanks you f-ckwit.

b/ Until his manager realises he asks a bulleting board what questions to ask in an interview

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c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter

They're working with me, not you.

[Bagpuss]

a/ Until he punches his manager
b/ Until his manager realises he asks a bulleting board what questions to ask in an interview
c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter

[milanbenes]

Morning MF,

did you say you're moving up to the West Country, Bath area ?

Milan.

[MarillionFan]

"attends a personal development review"

When I was a younger I used to think I knew it all.
As an adult. I know I do.

[MarillionFan]

6 Months. Maximum.

Three months to get my wages slips, three months to move into Casa MF.

[XLMonkey]

Until the first time he has to do any of the following:
- get approval for taking time off
- buy some inconsequential but fun gadget that always used to qualify as a company expense
- attends a personal development review

[Sockpuppet]

Unitl his larger mortgage is approved.

[SallyAnne]

6 weeks.

[milanbenes]

place your bets ladies and gentlemen

Milan.