Reply to: The SallyAnne and SASGuru Thread!

[SallyAnne]

SallyAnne what is my opinion today?

Simply that the world is a lovely, happy place to be, that you are a nice, kind man, and that you love me lots and lots x x x x x

(you're not in a fighty mood today)

[Bagpuss]

SallyAnne what is my opinion today?

[Maxamus]

has this turned into an insult throwing bitching match between you two?



You cranks!

[sasguru]

See you then.............Brave Sir Robin!!!


Have a good weekend, and next week I may taunt you further!

Next week I will be chilling out, swimming and watching beautiful sunsets on the beach. The hotel seems to have wi-fi though, so you never know - I could pop up now and then to continue furthering your education

[shaunbhoy]

Would love to stay and banter SB, but I have some boring paperwork to do - however that will probably be marginally more stimulating than listening to your puerile wittering.

See you then.............Brave Sir Robin!!!


Have a good weekend, and next week I may taunt you further!

[sasguru]

Forgive me if I sidestep some of your drivel sg. It boils down to a paucity of relevance in most cases although I do my best to help you feel you are somehow involved in threads where I am mentally slaughtering you.

Would love to stay and banter SB, but I have some boring paperwork to do - however that will probably be marginally more stimulating than listening to your puerile wittering.

[shaunbhoy]

That figures. A liitle slow on the uptake, as usual.

Forgive me if I sidestep some of your drivel sg. It boils down to a paucity of relevance in most cases although I do my best to help you feel you are somehow involved in threads where I am mentally slaughtering you.

[sasguru]

It certainly was. Well spotted KY. Plagiarised as it was though, I felt it hit the spot and is always worth shoe-horning into any exchange where applicable.
Hard to imagine anyone that mirrors that description better than sg.

That figures. A liitle slow on the uptake, as usual.

[shaunbhoy]

Need new and original meterial alert!!

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

It certainly was. Well spotted KY. Plagiarised as it was though, I felt it hit the spot and is always worth shoe-horning into any exchange where applicable.
Hard to imagine anyone that mirrors that description better than sg.

[sasguru]

Need new and original meterial alert!!

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

That's par for the course. How can SB even attempt to be creative with the sole, withered, stunted neuron he calls his brain?

[Kyajae]

I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it

Need new and original meterial alert!!

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

[shaunbhoy]

No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

My family can well afford it though, whereas your family tree is a thin wispy flaky moth-eaten affair. Models your physique rather neatly one might say, not to mention your intellect.
In fact if I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it sg!

[sasguru]

Look on the bright side sg. At least we know that particular monkey wasn't your father.

No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

[realityhack]

I'm calling the RSPCA

Hey you can't prove anything...

The best bit was the half hour before it passed out - it kept walking sideways into the sofa/people.

[Maxamus]

sasguru

You paying homage to that E eating dead monkey with that avator?