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The sound of your Prince Albert piercing tearing out of your bell end during sex!!!!!
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The most horrible sound in the world
Gordon Brown telling us why he saw fit to grab £5billion per annum of our pensions.
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Originally posted by sasguruOh I say, that's frightfully horrible of you, what?
I should've thought that was frightfully decent of me actually old chap, fna fna
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Originally posted by SallyAnneAs long as they keep their mouths shut, nothing really
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Originally posted by lexington_spurssorry, what is it specifically about a southerners plums in your mouth?
As long as they keep their mouths shut, nothing really
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Originally posted by SallyAnneSouthern plums-in-mouth, jolly hockey sticks, fna fna fna, tally-hoe what what-ers.
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the noise from trap 2 whilst in trap no. 3
last night vindaloo me thinks
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Originally posted by Maxamusi had a brief afaiir with a ginger bird back when i was at college. My god she was good! Her airbags must of atleast been 36FF's. She was good.
Brings back memories
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Originally posted by ChurchillWhat about some numpty banging a fat ginger bird?
Brings back memories
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>
Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!
Ah, yes, those halcyon days...
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIt still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>
Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!
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