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Previously on "The most horrible sound in the world..."

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  • Barriebazg
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    The sound of your Prince Albert piercing tearing out of your bell end during sex!!!!!

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  • PRC1964
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    Look there's a blue line appearing.

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  • swissmike
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    cheese

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  • zathras
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    The most horrible sound in the world

    Gordon Brown telling us why he saw fit to grab £5billion per annum of our pensions.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Oh I say, that's frightfully horrible of you, what?

    I should've thought that was frightfully decent of me actually old chap, fna fna

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Last orders

    ding ding









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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    As long as they keep their mouths shut, nothing really
    Oh I say, that's frightfully horrible of you, what?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by lexington_spurs
    sorry, what is it specifically about a southerners plums in your mouth?

    As long as they keep their mouths shut, nothing really

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  • lexington_spurs
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Southern plums-in-mouth, jolly hockey sticks, fna fna fna, tally-hoe what what-ers.
    sorry, what is it specifically about a southerners plums in your mouth?

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  • hyperD
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    The sound of a "banjo string" breaking mid coitus...

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  • monkeyboy
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    the noise from trap 2 whilst in trap no. 3


    last night vindaloo me thinks

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Maxamus
    i had a brief afaiir with a ginger bird back when i was at college. My god she was good! Her airbags must of atleast been 36FF's. She was good.

    Brings back memories
    mammaries

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  • Maxamus
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    What about some numpty banging a fat ginger bird?
    i had a brief afaiir with a ginger bird back when i was at college. My god she was good! Her airbags must of atleast been 36FF's. She was good.

    Brings back memories

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    It still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>



    Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!
    I wasn't talking about you!

    Ah, yes, those halcyon days...

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  • mictech
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    It still hurts when you call me fat <eyes stinging> <chokes back tears>



    Ah remember them days churchy? Seems so long ago!
    Better add old to that list then.

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