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Rantor replied

4 April 2007, 12:08
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

How does one type helpfully?

Like this
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PAH replied

4 April 2007, 12:04
Send him some major branded smelly you got for christmas and will never wear with a note saying "This isn't eau de toilet". May be too subtle though.
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Kyajae replied

4 April 2007, 11:54
Originally posted by churkus

theres a really big chap who sits opposite me who STINKS of piss. and im pretty sure he only has one set of clothes, ever. Ive requested a different desk on many occasions but due to lack of space wasnt given one, how should I proceed on this, can I argue it it a health and safety issue?

Why not just leave an industrial size bottle of Febreeze on his desk with a sticky note saying "Got the ******* Hint Yet?"
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BoredBloke replied

4 April 2007, 11:52
Just leave a bit of A4 on his desk with the words

'You stink of PIS5' on it. Why beat around the bush.
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EqualOpportunities replied

4 April 2007, 11:46
Originally posted by Rantor

Leave some gift wrapped shower-gel on his desk and maybe include some helpfully typed instructions on how to use it.

How does one type helpfully?
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Rantor replied

4 April 2007, 11:36
Originally posted by churkus

theres a really big chap who sits opposite me who STINKS of piss. and im pretty sure he only has one set of clothes, ever. Ive requested a different desk on many occasions but due to lack of space wasnt given one, how should I proceed on this, can I argue it it a health and safety issue?

Leave some gift wrapped shower-gel on his desk and maybe include some helpfully typed instructions on how to use it.
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Kyajae replied

4 April 2007, 11:13
Originally posted by churkus

theres a really big chap who sits opposite me who STINKS of piss. and im pretty sure he only has one set of clothes, ever. Ive requested a different desk on many occasions but due to lack of space wasnt given one, how should I proceed on this, can I argue it it a health and safety issue?

Careful on this one. You don't want to be accused of ourdourism or trying to oppress his right to freedom of expression. You'll have the EMUs after you!
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EqualOpportunities replied

4 April 2007, 11:10
Originally posted by churkus

theres a really big chap who sits opposite me who STINKS of piss. and im pretty sure he only has one set of clothes, ever. Ive requested a different desk on many occasions but due to lack of space wasnt given one, how should I proceed on this, can I argue it it a health and safety issue?

Is he wearing a GAP hoodie?
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churkus started a topic p155

4 April 2007, 11:06
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theres a really big chap who sits opposite me who STINKS of piss. and im pretty sure he only has one set of clothes, ever. Ive requested a different desk on many occasions but due to lack of space wasnt given one, how should I proceed on this, can I argue it it a health and safety issue?
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