Originally posted by Churchill
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Hence my earlier question regarding the operations performed on the slate...Originally posted by threadedSo, before we can determine a "manufactured flat surface" we need to define what "manufactured" means...
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So, before we can determine a "manufactured flat surface" we need to define what "manufactured" means...Originally posted by Euro-commuterNo. Its natural crystal structure is exposed, is all.
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And it's still not bloody flat either.Originally posted by Euro-commuterNo. Its natural crystal structure is exposed, is all.
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No. Its natural crystal structure is exposed, is all.Originally posted by threadedIs a diamond manufactured?

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Is a diamond manufactured?Originally posted by Euro-commuterIs a slate manufactured?
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Is a slate manufactured?Originally posted by threadedYes, just had to check it out: the buildings on Gozo are the oldest structures known, the buildings have slate tiles, the slates would constitute the oldest manufactured flat surfaces. (Unless someone has an older example)
HTH

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"Lying in bed at 18:00 last night, drinking my third can of scrumpy jack, I had this thought"
My thought would have been along the lines of why am I in bed at 6 pm and why am I dinking this sh1t.
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Was the slate just split or did they process it in other ways? Grinding?Originally posted by threadedYes, just had to check it out: the buildings on Gozo are the oldest structures known, the buildings have slate tiles, the slates would constitute the oldest manufactured flat surfaces. (Unless someone has an older example)
HTH

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Yes, just had to check it out: the buildings on Gozo are the oldest structures known, the buildings have slate tiles, the slates would constitute the oldest manufactured flat surfaces. (Unless someone has an older example)
HTH
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Atoms are a bit bumpy.Originally posted by realityhackDepends what you mean by flat. No surface is truly flat.
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My mates wifes chest is.Originally posted by realityhackDepends what you mean by flat. No surface is truly flat.
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Originally posted by KyajaeIn bed at 6pm with a can of scrumpy jack?
working away from home, based in Eastcote.
I am aiming for 5pm as some sort of record
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Ah nowOriginally posted by ChurchillCertainly before the Pyramids.
If the stones had the slightest imperfection then the weight of the stones above would've cracked them.
I know how the Egyptians managed that. They flooded the area where the pyramids were to be, then drilled down through the water a set distance. Then they flattened the rock to the level of the drill holes
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