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Only if you let me.Originally posted by SallyAnneI imagine there'd be a certain amount of chaffing
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No naughty thoughts but... I broke my leg once and my mates had to carry me from the taxi to my flat so they had a leg each and their arms around my back, I was wearing loose boxer shorts at the time and my 'member' slipped out and was resting on my mates hand all the way up the stairs... thats when you know who your friends areOriginally posted by ChurchillHmmm, nothing quite like one's todger crawling down one's left leg during a naughty thought...
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I imagine there'd be a certain amount of chaffingOriginally posted by The Lone GunmanGo on, go to the loo and whip your panties off. I dare you! Though not if your wearing trousers, that cant be good for girls (can it?).
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Go on, go to the loo and whip your panties off. I dare you! Though not if your wearing trousers, that cant be good for girls (can it?).Originally posted by SallyAnneWell I'd never do that!!!!
yay - enjoy the moral high ground Sal - it's your first and last time!!

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Hmmm, nothing quite like one's todger crawling down one's left leg during a naughty thought...Originally posted by The Lone GunmanSo did I.
I often do it, gives a terrific feeling of well being. Probably due to the freedom and the slight naughtiness.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanSo did I.
I often do it, gives a terrific feeling of well being. Probably due to the freedom and the slight naughtiness.
Well I'd never do that!!!!
yay - enjoy the moral high ground Sal - it's your first and last time!!
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So did I.Originally posted by MrsGoofsorry though you were talking about your attire!
I often do it, gives a terrific feeling of well being. Probably due to the freedom and the slight naughtiness.
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