Forming a cult

[kirk]

Right, as your esteemed leader, I instruct you to round up as many fit birds as you can, all of whom are open for a bit of brain washing and free love, and bring them to me.

No gingers though please.

chop chop!!

I'll get right on it

[Ivor Bigun]

Look at the photos on the wall

I remember during the 1990's seeing a photo of David Koresh in the London offices of Coopers and Lybrand. At the time the young guns there would proudly say "he used to work here". Never knew if it was a wind up or not.
At the time there didn't seem to be much difference - Management consultant / Cult

[PAH]

Funny how most (all?) religious cults seem to be run by men who want sole rights on any women they brainwash into joining.

Has there ever been a case where it's a woman calling the shots? Or is that just married life.

[gingerjedi]

Call the cops indeed... where do I sign?

[freakydancer]

How about this as the mantra:

I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swa between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
And everybody said I told you so.

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it E's
God rains it E's all on me
God made it E's all on me

'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure

And instead of getting on your knees like those islam types do (and SA for that matter), everyone has do the running man dance, Bez style.

Then get f**king wasted.

[gingerjedi]

How about this as the mantra:

I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swa between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
And everybody said I told you so.

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it E's
God rains it E's all on me
God made it E's all on me

'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure

[Red 7]

That's cool so long as the money is good.

Uhhh no, Daughter was in the list, that's not so cool.

[Mailman]

If there is any head lopping to be done I think you will find you will have some stiff competition from another already established extremist religion!

Mailman

[freakydancer]

I'll join

You are my leader

Right, as your esteemed leader, I instruct you to round up as many fit birds as you can, all of whom are open for a bit of brain washing and free love, and bring them to me.

No gingers though please.

chop chop!!

[Red 7]

You have twigged that the Leader gets to shag your wife/daughter/gf/mistress and you don't any more, haven't you?

That's cool so long as the money is good.

[kirk]

I'll join

You are my leader

[freakydancer]

...get lots of machine guns & shag all the women....

I like it....I like it a lot!!

[Kyajae]

I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?

So long as Islam gets a bad deal from it, count me in!

[freakydancer]

I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?