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  • kirk
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Right, as your esteemed leader, I instruct you to round up as many fit birds as you can, all of whom are open for a bit of brain washing and free love, and bring them to me.

    No gingers though please.

    chop chop!!
    I'll get right on it

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  • Ivor Bigun
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    Look at the photos on the wall

    I remember during the 1990's seeing a photo of David Koresh in the London offices of Coopers and Lybrand. At the time the young guns there would proudly say "he used to work here". Never knew if it was a wind up or not.
    At the time there didn't seem to be much difference - Management consultant / Cult

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  • PAH
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    Funny how most (all?) religious cults seem to be run by men who want sole rights on any women they brainwash into joining.

    Has there ever been a case where it's a woman calling the shots? Or is that just married life.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Call the cops indeed... where do I sign?

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    How about this as the mantra:

    I can virtually do anything I read
    Someone somewhere swa between your knees
    Hand me out fish, did some big tease
    Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
    Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
    Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
    And everybody said I told you so.

    God made it easy
    God made it easy on me
    God made it easy on me

    God rains it E's
    God rains it E's all on me
    God made it E's all on me

    'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
    Me and the chief got slowly stoned
    Me and the chief got soul to soul
    Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned


    You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure
    And instead of getting on your knees like those islam types do (and SA for that matter), everyone has do the running man dance, Bez style.

    Then get f**king wasted.

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  • gingerjedi
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    How about this as the mantra:

    I can virtually do anything I read
    Someone somewhere swa between your knees
    Hand me out fish, did some big tease
    Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
    Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
    Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
    And everybody said I told you so.

    God made it easy
    God made it easy on me
    God made it easy on me

    God rains it E's
    God rains it E's all on me
    God made it E's all on me

    'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
    Me and the chief got slowly stoned
    Me and the chief got soul to soul
    Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned


    You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure

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  • Red 7
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    Originally posted by Red 7
    That's cool so long as the money is good.
    Uhhh no, Daughter was in the list, that's not so cool.

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  • Mailman
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    If there is any head lopping to be done I think you will find you will have some stiff competition from another already established extremist religion!

    Mailman

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by kirk
    I'll join

    You are my leader
    Right, as your esteemed leader, I instruct you to round up as many fit birds as you can, all of whom are open for a bit of brain washing and free love, and bring them to me.

    No gingers though please.

    chop chop!!

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  • Red 7
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You have twigged that the Leader gets to shag your wife/daughter/gf/mistress and you don't any more, haven't you?
    That's cool so long as the money is good.

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  • kirk
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    I'll join

    You are my leader

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    ...get lots of machine guns & shag all the women....
    I like it....I like it a lot!!

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?
    So long as Islam gets a bad deal from it, count me in!

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  • freakydancer
    started a topic Forming a cult

    Forming a cult

    I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?

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