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Pah! The mighty Threaded can run 45 miles in 6 minutes.Originally posted by freakydancerAnd can run 6 miles in 45mins.
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Yep, 12 stone of pure fat I am mate....Originally posted by threadedI would wager I am well fitter than you you unfit fat fsck.
And can run 6 miles in 45mins.
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I would wager I am well fitter than you you unfit fat fsck.Originally posted by freakydancerYou look like you could do with a good walk...
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentWith all the women on this site we have our own golf course
I doubt it though - with most of them you can't get the flagstick out.
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With all the women on this site we have our own golf courseOriginally posted by lukemgGolf is brilliant, it's a curse as well. I am a very fair weather april-sept player and get obsessed with the game during the summer. Can't wait to get the next game organised, mostly after work.
I advise people not to start, it's the only way to be safe otherwise it's a slippery slope to addiction.
I propose a CUK golf day, somewhere central e.g. brum, 18 holes, buggies, ale-up, laugh at permies day out.
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Golf is brilliant, it's a curse as well. I am a very fair weather april-sept player and get obsessed with the game during the summer. Can't wait to get the next game organised, mostly after work.
I advise people not to start, it's the only way to be safe otherwise it's a slippery slope to addiction.
I propose a CUK golf day, somewhere central e.g. brum, 18 holes, buggies, ale-up, laugh at permies day out.
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Agreed - there's nothing better than having a good swipe and cracking the bastard out of sight!Originally posted by freakydancerI'm f**king tulip at it, yet I love playing it. Down the driving range soon as I get home tonight
But there's nothing worse than having a good swipe and duffing it into a nearby hedge!
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Of courseOriginally posted by KyajaeHave you got the Rupert trousers to go with the clubs?
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Have you got the Rupert trousers to go with the clubs?Originally posted by freakydancerI'm f**king tulip at it, yet I love playing it. Down the driving range soon as I get home tonight
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You look like you could do with a good walk...Originally posted by threadedA good walk spoiled.
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