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Previously on "A picture of my girlfriend ..."

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  • Bagpuss
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    The Who song, Pictures of Lilly, is about masterbation.

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  • Buffoon
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    I have several pictures of Her Majesty in my wallet.

    I often have pictures of dead presidents too, but that just doesn’t feel right.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by threaded
    And your avatar is someone elses, presumably ex by now, girlfriend...
    I forgot about that. I've got avatars turned off.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by chef
    are you saying that SAS is a 13" pepper mill

    that's a wee bit generous i think
    Talking of peppermill's I saw one of these in Macro baseball bat

    Now why the feck would you need that? Are they standard issue in Sicilian restaurants? "you wanna some pepper my friend?"... "yes i know the local tax is high but bada bing you will pay the bill my friend"...
    Last edited by gingerjedi; 29 March 2007, 15:37. Reason: fleetwood

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  • sasguru
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    I knew it. 265 (and climbing) views of this thread. Sad IT geeks, eh?

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  • threaded
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    And your avatar is someone elses, presumably ex by now, girlfriend...

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  • wendigo100
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    I used to carry a picture of my girlfriend too. Until my wife found it.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    You bestial b'stad.
    aye.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Yeh, well I carry a picture of a 2 month old puppy cuddling a kitten whilst looking at a chick in an easter bonnett.
    You bestial b'stad.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by portseven
    I carry a picture of my 5 Month old daughter...

    All say awwww.....
    Yeh, well I carry a picture of a 2 month old puppy cuddling a kitten whilst looking at a chick in an easter bonnett.

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  • portseven
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    I carry a picture of my 5 Month old daughter...

    All say awwww.....

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  • Maxamus
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    i keep a picture of my lass on teh toilet seat because she likes watersports.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by chef
    are you saying that SAS is a 13" pepper mill

    that's a wee bit generous i think
    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ey2_300bbc.jpg

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    She calls him Mr Dudley
    are you saying that SAS is a 13" pepper mill

    that's a wee bit generous i think

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  • andy
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    I bet she looks like his avatar

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